The infamous and retired Troll of the Blackmyst.
ToxicWizzard: because I know his penis best in here
hiperson134: No, I think zed was right
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: one second you’re gettin it in, and the next your balls explode
xToxicRainbowx: GIVE ME YOUR ZEED
Zedzero2: she wants the Z
JoshinatorKY: My ass hurts enough as is thank you very much
JoshinatorKY: Zed’s sexuality makes me uncomfortable, and this excites me
warhero2019303: i make delicious cooked chicken periods
spinzter: Punch her in the boob to initiate foreplay. It will catch her off guard and stimulate the nipple simultaneously. Before you know it, you’ll be shoving Pepsi cans up her asshole! While you’re inside her, use your hips and pretend to write your name in cursive.If applicable, do not forget to dot the lowercase i or j. Surprise her by not pulling out. She’ll love how you show her how committed you are to the relationship!
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: Good God, my hands are going to smell like Taco Bell for a week e_o
IbiEvacua: quit masturbating
Dogeatdog6(Mod): Don’t filter dodge, stop user harassment, blah blah blah
AimeeEnFrancaise: It’s not size! It’s talent!
zabbo44: talent doesnt matter when you feel nothing
AimeeEnFrancaise: I am still a virgin
zabbo44: well duh
zabbo44: it can’t even reach
Unofficial rules of Hegemony
1. All newcomers will be greeted with insults and sexual harassment.
2. If your name has more than 2 X’s in it get a better username.
3. Get a goddamn avatar.
4. Newcomers have a 80% chance of being retarded.
5. Use proper grammar, punctuation and spelling.
6. Failing to follow rule 5 will result in insults and ridicule.
7. If you are easily offended leave NOW.
8. ToastyPancakes will talk about Zack every chance she gets.
9. m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8
10. If trolls and spammers show up Hiperson134 will be AFK, no exceptions.
11. In Hegemony real friends eat friend’s pubes.
The Awesome List:
Shroomer_x (Reborn like yeezus)
Dannie (Cuz yeezus)