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Introduction

Hey there Kongregators! My name is Larry but you may call me anything you like, in fact you may even call me a retard as I do tend to become a little…wild…Anyway, I LOVE playing games (especially on Kong). Sometimes you may find me AFK as I also do tend to become sooo addicted to a game that I (funny-enough) forget to look at the stupid chat…
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History

Dec. 12, 2007:
‘Today is the day I shall become rich and famous!!’ I declared to myself when I woke up…But no, little did I know that today’s the day I find a site full of 1337 games and nerdook user’s alike…When I first set eyes on this site I was shocked…shocked by the vast number of users and games…I immediately created a account on this amazing site but little did I know about the age-limit…Back then the Kong Age-Limit restriction was not strict…No, it still let you play even if you were underage! The only ‘Year of Birth’ available for selection was 1990…So I clicked it…But nothing happend…And so I decided to click it again but still nothing…And so I slammed my fragile mouse hard onto my desk and then began to spam-click da thing!!! Then suddenly BOOM! the screen exploded with sounds and colours and what-not…! I was delighted as I glanced upon the top-right hand corner and saw my username in a white colour unlike no other…NarutoMyth. That was the username I had decided upon to bestow my great majestic powers onto…I had been a huge Naruto fan then, I would buy all sorts of Naruto games, toys and even clothes…! So as I decided on a game to play I could not choose…The games were too good, too 1337!! And so I chose a simple Mario Platformer game…‘Excellent’…I told myself and BOOMSHAKALAKAA I was bestowed with the power of the great 1337 god of the cyber world and I was off! Jumping onto mushroom, throwing fireballs at turtles and riding their puke-green shells…It was so much fun and as I was playing I saw a funny-little icon on the top left of the ‘game interface’…CHAT…‘What could ’Chat’ possible mean…?’ I asked myself and so I clicked the tab…“WOAAH!” I screamed as I was immediately barraged with all sorts of spam messages…! By the way I was also very delighted when a girl asked me to play Zilch with he… Suprised, I immediately typed some words into the tiny delicate little magic box I found at the bottom of the chat interface…I typed in: ‘Hello, I am 11 years-old! Please be friends with me!!’ and Ka-bam! I was ban-hammered…My mouth was as wide-open as a…Uhh…Hole…And immediately tears started rushing down my face…I cryed and cryed…Vowing to never come back to this dumb site again…But I did…
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To be continued…