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JumpingLine

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Oct. 20, 2014

Rating: 0

Oh god when can I stop.

Accelerator

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Oct. 19, 2014

Rating: 2

Got those first two badges three years ago, came back for the last one. Crashed at 999 on Hard. Using the wrong type of mouse makes this insanely hard. Trackballs can't move fast enough for it.

Notebook Wars 2

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Oct. 30, 2013

Rating: 1

I keep trying to play this, but between the hitbox being absolutely massive for what amounts to a bullet hell game, the painfully slow rate of fire on the weapons, accidentally ramming enemies I'm perfectly capable of killing with my weapons, and the inexplicable lack of any Coin Magnet whatsoever, the game just winds up being an exercise in frustration every time.

Battalion Commander

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Sep. 09, 2013

Rating: 2

Now that I got the badge, I just wish for a way to turn the "start with the car" ability off. I'd rather start slow and build up my team normally.

Ragdoll Invaders

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Jul. 22, 2013

Rating: 0

I don't understand the appeal of a game where the entire purpose is to have intentionally awful controls.

Band Of Heroes

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Jul. 12, 2013

Rating: 0

Suffers from the same problem that many flash shooters do, aside from the minimalist games - it's very, very slow.

Diamond Hollow II

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Jul. 12, 2013

Rating: -5

The Boss Rush hard badge was easier than the Runner medium badge.

IntoSpace!

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Jul. 11, 2013

Rating: 0

Why in the name of all that is holy can you collide with a booster? How was that a good idea?

The Last Canopy

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Jul. 07, 2013

Rating: 5

I wind up just ignoring the power absorption effect and relying on the basic cannon entirely because the absorb is so slow and the benefits wear off so quickly. And without it's central mechanic, this just turns into just another weak bullet hell game.

Reactance

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Jul. 07, 2013

Rating: 2

Multi-shot, increased rate of fire, and split lasers? These may be the best upgrades in a shooter ever.

The Last Door - Chapter 1: The Letter

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Jul. 06, 2013

Rating: 3

My wife made me play this because it creeped her out. It was solid, but having read too much Lovecraft and Poe, I wasn't particularly shocked by anything.

Boomshine

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Jul. 06, 2013

Rating: 2

I've seen many variations on this game in many different places. For some reason this one was more frustrating than any other.

... :D

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Jul. 06, 2013

Rating: 5

Wasn't impressed until I realized that the "key" squares only unlocked the colored squares they weren't in turn blocked from. Then the level design was brilliant.

Bubble Sky

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Jul. 06, 2013

Rating: 7

Highly recommended for anyone who loved Puzzle Bobble but is allergic to fun.

Nano Kingdoms

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Jun. 24, 2013

Rating: 8

Am I the only one that was doing fine up until the volcano girl, but then got utterly destroyed?

Dodge

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Jun. 22, 2013

Rating: 1

Run laps around the edges of the stage, make it through level 20 taking only a single hit. Possibly the fastest Hard badge I've ever gotten.

1, 2, 3

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Mar. 20, 2013

Rating: 4

Really not a bad concept or design, but the movement makes it difficult in a way that feels frustrating rather than challenging. Movement needs to be precise, but the momentum makes everything feel awkward and floaty. Hit detection on spikes and overhead blocks is also perhaps too punishing - it seems like just a pixel out of place can get you killed or cause you to lose all momentum by hitting just the wrong way. I still finished it in about five minutes, but those last few stages started to grate.

Give Up

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Mar. 20, 2013

Rating: 2

This actually wasn't all that bad. Medium badge for completion plz?

Hexagon

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Oct. 08, 2012

Rating: 4

I'm slowly becoming convinced that an epileptic gamer killed TerryCavanagh_B's parents, and this game is his elaborate revenge.

Hexagon

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Oct. 08, 2012

Rating: 3

Hey, what if we took the basic object-dodging game, made it painful to look at, at gave it atrocious controls?