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I do butt stuff. I even do butt stuff with my own butt. Brenda is satan. All hail Brenda. Kerry loves boobies. Epic always finds the secret holes.
For all my closest friends in Eggy. These people will always be part of my family:
Aidan: I have known you for many years, and even though we had a falling out, you are still a great guy. I wish you the best in your relationship and hope you are truly happy.
Blanket: A lot of people may be angry at you, and constantly fight with you. You aren’t really that bad, you’ve been through a lot like everybody else in Eggy and i just think you need to express that in a different way and people would love you.
Brenda: You may hide your feelings, and put up a wall, but i know you need people there for you. I’ll always be there when you need someone to talk to, don’t be afraid to reach out and talk about your day.
Brody: Even though you change my music all the time, i think you would make a great pokemon. Someday, if you keep trying this hard, you could become a real pokemon, or maybe just a lizard.
Cherry: you’ve been part of eggy for a long time, and have always been there to lighten the mood. I would gladly let you collect my nipples just like everyone else.
Epic: I’ve never met anyone that is so proud of their look, that they constantly take school pictures. You are constantly finding secrets about people and helping to make them laugh. May you be part of the link that connects us together.
French Maid: You’ve always done a great job at cleaning up my messes in just the right way and on time. I know you have boy problems along with other problems in your life, and as your Master i want to say you are one of my greatest friends. If you ever need anything you can send me a text.
Grace: You are pretty amazing. you always manage to make me smile and laugh no matter what, which is hard for most people to do. You have a lot of talent, so always follow your dreams, be the best person you can be, no matter what other people say, never let them get you down. In the end, do what makes you happy, not what other people think will make you happy.
Grifter: You teach me that no matter what happens, you can be a badass. You can take several arrows in your body and still manage to fight back. Always remember that you are somebody’s hero.
Keemi: You were one of the first people i spoke to in Eggy, i’m sure you dont remember that though. You used to rarely talk but now you’ve opened up a lot more and you seem to be pretty close with everyone. We are all your friends here!
Lily: I’ve never seen a cat quite as cool as you. Walking on two feet like it’s nothing. You should really show off your art skills more often with the makeup, you have some talent there that shouldn’t go to waste.
Mary: I won’t forget all the times we used to tinychat together. I know you aren’t in the best state of mind currently, but you should know i’m here for you. You should visit Eggy more often, there are a lot of people that miss you even from your days as a horseman.
Pastry: I know you don’t like people being teen werewolves. I know you like to call kids edward scissorhands, but deep down there is a kind hearted man who wishes he could roam around as a teen werewolf.
Pidgey: I have known you for years, and i know you haven’t had the greatest life. You always want to fly off as someone is about to catch you. Keep your head high, it all gets better in the end, even if it may hurt getting there.
Prostate/Rob: you two have been dating for quite a while and are really good together, which is why you share a spot. I hope your relationship goes as long as it can and you treasure every moment together.
Soul: You have had some hard times in your life, having to work constantly and barely having money to get by. Things are starting to look up for you, i wish you the best in school and hope you can make all your dreams come true!
Static: it’s not everyday you find out someone is a real life superhero. You have been a lot of help to people in the chat, and we would all miss you if you ever left. You are part of our family and i really appreciate all that you have done. Stay strong static.
Sully: You are really DEDICATED to the chat and the people here. Never view yourself as ugly, because you aren’t. Everyone is beautiful in their own ways, and that is no different for you. Many people find you attractive, even with your shirt on, so don’t feel down.