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Ultimate Assassin 3

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Mar. 30, 2016

Rating: 3

I don't win because I was more skillful or more clever. I win because THIS time, the guards stopped watching the target so closely, for once.

Ultimate Assassin 3: Level Pack

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Mar. 28, 2016

Rating: -1

If you wanna get lots of awards, take big risks; you've got 30 seconds, you don't have time to wait for safe choices. Get used to making "dumb moves," they might pay off. When an opportunity opens up, take it. 9 times out of ten you'll die when it closes with you halfway through, but it's worth it. If all seems lost, run into enemy fire for a quick restart. Luck matters more then skill, so if things aren't going your way, roll the dice again.



Mar. 23, 2016

Rating: 1

Given that this game is a satire, is it a bad thing that it's a ton of fun and everybody loves it?


Play Wonderputt

Mar. 11, 2016

Rating: 5

Isometric golf is as frustrating as it ever was.


Play SteamBirds

Feb. 16, 2016

Rating: 4

1) The AI is very bad at predicting your movements. Moving in a straight line or a sharp turn always seems to trip them up. 2) The AI does not understand the dangers of the gas. Don't be afraid to drop it in an "obvious" place; the AI will ignore it and dive right where they were planning to go anyway. 3) There are 60 total stars to earn, so don't be afraid to take a 1 star mission. Personally, I found 1946 to be much harder then the next few levels.


Play SteamBirds

Feb. 16, 2016

Rating: 58

Why are some of them green, some blue, and some black? I assumed this meant they were on different teams, but I've never seen them attack each other.


Play Love

Feb. 11, 2016

Rating: 28

Why was this listed in the "hot new games?" I know things have been a little slow lately, but.....

3D Logic 2: Stronghold of Sage

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Feb. 03, 2016

Rating: -1

Oh what the hell, the undo button from game 1 is gone now?

3D Logic

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Feb. 03, 2016

Rating: 6

Ironically, it's the 3D aspect that makes this game hard. Point at the corner and take a screenshot, try and work it out in Paint. It's a lot easier.

Reach the core

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Jan. 21, 2016

Rating: 17

Those multi-tiered upgrades are really irritating. More then once I've bought a new part, only to find that it's worse then the old one because I upgraded it so much, so I have to spend even MORE resources getting the new one up to par. It almost encourages an abstanant playstyle, "I should hold off on upgrading for now, because I know I'll just get a newer better part soon anyway." Either way, there's going to be dry periods where you go for days without getting any better, and that's just not fun.

NoNoSparks: The Ark

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Jan. 19, 2016

Rating: 2

How many different Picross's are there???

Duck, think outside the flock

Play Duck, think outside the flock

Jan. 18, 2016

Rating: 2

Tic-Tac-Toe is simple enough that it's possible to play perfectly, so the trick is to figure out what the computer player is doing wrong..... interesting.

The Necronomicon

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Jan. 14, 2016

Rating: 3

The problem isn't that it's "too luck-based." It's a card game in which you don't build a deck, it could only ever come down to the luck of the draw. Solitaire is luck-based, but it's still good. The problem is that it's too easy to get into the flow of the game and act faster then the game can keep up with. You spend so much time waiting for the little animations when you already know the game is over, and you just want to get going so you can start the next one. THAT'S why it's frustrating.


Play Coloruid

Jan. 12, 2016

Rating: 5

13th level has started splitting the colored portions strangely, small 1-pixel or 2-pixel bits keep winding of out of bounds. What's going on? This wasn't happening a few weeks ago. Did you update the engine?


Play Decision:Medieval

Jan. 05, 2016

Rating: 2

Geez, that walkthrough is like a puzzle game unto itself. Why can't I find the fifth area?I've done everything else in the first four, where is it?

Effing Worms - Xmas

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Dec. 22, 2015

Rating: 7

It's a good thing the hat grows too.

Icy Gifts

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Dec. 21, 2015

Rating: 1


Bullet Heaven 2

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Nov. 22, 2015

Rating: 4

I you give me an optional weapon or feature, like bombs, which cause me to lose points if I use them, I am never going to use them.

Developer response from kupo707

You lose even more points if you take damage though, they're there to avoid that.

Zombie And Juliet

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Nov. 22, 2015

Rating: 1

Those red bats make this game incredibly difficult to enjoy.

Swords and Souls

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Nov. 18, 2015

Rating: 4

"Well ma'am, I've finally finished building your house. What, you want a door? That costs extra."