avatar for aloaloalo

aloaloalo's profile

About me

Nothing good ever happens after 2AM ----- Pro tip for surviving: #1: There may be strength in numbers but then you're also more likely to be lumbered with the moron. ----- Nobody tells the other side to tales, do they. ~ Medusa was probably a woman who tried to keep away from civilisation but got the reputation for being evil because some idiot saw her and turned to stone, thus creating a "challenge" for all men to try and take down this whore. She was misunderstood. ~ Plus she probably had a great pair of lovelies. ----- 3 rules to remember when you get old: Rule #1 - Never pass up a bathroom Rule #2 - Never waste an erection Rule #3 - Never trust a fart ----- There's always that one dream that stays with you forever. And it's never the good dream, is it? ----- "If", it's such an unusual word. Used in many ways as a conjunction. It can be used to introduce a hypothetical situation, it can be used as a way of saying you'll do something despite the possibility of something occurring (e.g. if it takes me seven years, I'll find it!) ~ I prefer the word "when". It implies that I *will* do something, it shows a sense of achievement. Confidence comes with "when". Look at the sentences below and replace the word "if" with "when". see how much better they sound: ~ +Sentence 1:+ IF I ask her on a date, what will I wear? +Sentence 2:+ Things will be looking up for me, IF I get that promotion. +Sentence 3:+ I'll be stress free, IF I get this work done. ~ See how a simple word change can make a difference? ----- Pro tip for surviving: #2: Never be sarcastic to those who can either; a. Understand it b. Beat you to a pulp ----- I always enjoy having nothing to do. ----- Final tip for surviving: #3: Never be yourself around other people. It will never end well for you.
  • Member Since: Oct. 17, 2008
  • Last Login: May. 29, 2012
  • Current Points: 1837
  • Comments: 2
  • Forum posts: 1
  • Age: 16
  • Sex: Male
Latest Achievements (view all badges)
Four-Square Graduate (completed)
Badge earned
Badge Of The Day
Four-Square Graduate Badge (easy - 5 points)

Complete level 7 in Continuity

Acquired May. 23, 2012

aloaloalo's game contributions

aloaloalo's awards

aloaloalo's shouts

Kongregate Announcement

Apr 21, 2012 7:18pm

The administration has received complaints about your recent behavior in Kongregate chat. While in chat, please remember that you are bound by the Kongregate Terms of Service so please refrain from spamming, cursing excessively, harassing other users, or using overly-sexual language. If you have any questions about appropriate chat behavior, please…

show more
avatar for 88demii88
88demii88

Mar 1, 2012 4:38pm

hahah, well, i dont have a life either, le PS3 gamer c:

avatar for 88demii88
88demii88

Feb 17, 2012 1:31am

whoa you still get on here? ;o

avatar for Eclipse_Angel
Eclipse_Angel

Feb 15, 2012 4:54pm

avatar for TehEmoKitteh
TehEmoKitteh

Jan 21, 2012 3:15pm

You got a warning :O :O
Shame on you.

avatar for aloaloalo
aloaloalo Jan 21, 2012 4:34pm

You stalked my profile :O
I always get warnings. I’m a bad man.

view all »