aloaloalo's profileAbout meNothing good ever happens after 2AM
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Pro tip for surviving:
#1: There may be strength in numbers but then you're also more likely to be lumbered with the moron.
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Nobody tells the other side to tales, do they.
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Medusa was probably a woman who tried to keep away from civilisation but got the reputation for being evil because some idiot saw her and turned to stone, thus creating a "challenge" for all men to try and take down this whore. She was misunderstood.
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Plus she probably had a great pair of lovelies.
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3 rules to remember when you get old:
Rule #1 - Never pass up a bathroom
Rule #2 - Never waste an erection
Rule #3 - Never trust a fart
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There's always that one dream that stays with you forever. And it's never the good dream, is it?
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"If", it's such an unusual word. Used in many ways as a conjunction. It can be used to introduce a hypothetical situation, it can be used as a way of saying you'll do something despite the possibility of something occurring (e.g. if it takes me seven years, I'll find it!)
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I prefer the word "when". It implies that I *will* do something, it shows a sense of achievement. Confidence comes with "when". Look at the sentences below and replace the word "if" with "when". see how much better they sound:
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+Sentence 1:+ IF I ask her on a date, what will I wear?
+Sentence 2:+ Things will be looking up for me, IF I get that promotion.
+Sentence 3:+ I'll be stress free, IF I get this work done.
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See how a simple word change can make a difference?
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Pro tip for surviving:
#2: Never be sarcastic to those who can either;
a. Understand it
b. Beat you to a pulp
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I always enjoy having nothing to do.
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Final tip for surviving:
#3: Never be yourself around other people. It will never end well for you.
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