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Play Castaway Castaway Dec. 23, 2010
Pets are funny. Who ever thought that your biggest challenge would be protecting a six-foot long scorpion from getting bitten by a bug twice and dying?
Play Infectonator : World Dominator Infectonator : World Dominator Feb. 27, 2010
so if you keep playing, the only way to fail to get the "Mad Scientist" award is to win the game. lame.
Play Defend your Honor! Defend your Honor! Feb. 14, 2010
I love how the spell-orbs don't actually come out of the elf's wand; if the enemy is south/below him, they come out of his ear, and if they're north/above him, they shoot out of his ass
Play Battalion: Vengeance Battalion: Vengeance Feb. 14, 2010
man, level 4 is dumb. take the most unnecessarily powerful unit in the game, your opponent gets INFINITY of them, you have none, you lose the ability to repair, and, oh yeah, the terrain favors your opponent. NERF SPIDERS, PLEASE.
Play Bowmaster Prelude Bowmaster Prelude Feb. 10, 2010
What is the enemy fortress for? It doesn't shoot at you, you don't win when you kill it...is it just, like, where the bad guys store yard equipment or something?
Play Pandemic: American Swine Pandemic: American Swine Feb. 07, 2010
Once again, an excellent simulation game; only problem is that the bombs are pretty much useless; with the cost of killing off a city that would've died a day later anyway you could vaccinate 7 states
Play Battalion: Vengeance Battalion: Vengeance Feb. 02, 2010
What's with the title screen? A bunch of Northern Federation spidertanks...shooting at each other? the rain? hallucinations?
Play Sacred Seasons MMORPG Sacred Seasons MMORPG Jan. 22, 2010
Only two complaints: one, the "attack" animations are terrible; enemies just kind of tilt towards you to attack you, and two, the levels are too far apart; if you're level 5 and you try a level 6 quest, you get mauled down immediately; if you're a level 5 doing a level 5 quest, it's just kind of boring.
Play Morningstar Morningstar Jan. 01, 2010
"red herring" lolz...i like how logical the puzzles are here; in too many of these games you have to combine completely random objects to build things that no one in their right mind would build
Play Shadowreign RPG Shadowreign RPG Jan. 01, 2010
more great work, though the plot was a lot simpler than Hands of War, and JESUS THAT IS SOME HIDEOUS ARMOR.
Play Dinowaurs Dinowaurs Dec. 06, 2009
"opponent is disconnected" timer is completely broken; it goes into negative numbers
Play Diepix Arena Diepix Arena Dec. 03, 2009
1450500
Play Ultimate Assassin 2 Ultimate Assassin 2 Nov. 17, 2009
hahahaha!: oh blue people, won't you ever learn???
Play Ultimate Assassin 2 Ultimate Assassin 2 Nov. 17, 2009
killing guards wouldn't make the game any easier: their bodies could be discovered, just like VIP bodies. it would just make the game different; perhaps it could be in a few missions in a later sequel?
Play Alice is Dead - Ep 1 Alice is Dead - Ep 1 Nov. 15, 2009
jammin' music.
Play The Next Floor The Next Floor Nov. 14, 2009
It doesn't count as a shooter if you can just leave a paperweight sitting on your left mouse button and go and use the bathroom.
Play B29 Assault B29 Assault Nov. 12, 2009
If I wanted to play an impossibly difficult 2d action game and die, over and over again and again, I'd go on miniclip and play Commando 2.
Play Crunchball 3000 Crunchball 3000 Oct. 29, 2009
133 yard bank-shot goal
Play Feudalism II Feudalism II Oct. 25, 2009
Whenever you fail to capture a city twice in a row, you automatically capture it anyway, and whenever you lose to a leader, the Achievements count it as a win. This is either an unnecessary and insulting way to make the game easier, or the worst bug of ALL TIME.
Play Warfare 1944 Warfare 1944 Sep. 02, 2009
dude...don't even hate on the French. if Mexico was half the superpower Germany has ALWAYS been, the US would've lost a lot more than 2 world wars already.