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Good prevening bitches whores and doors. Time for a side of Anushtha that nobody has seen (not in that way, Josh).
The trousers are coming off, ladies and gentlemen. It’s time to make this interesting.
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With a story about coffee and Buddhism.
There was a Buddhist monk who was meditating, however he faced a particular difficult in that after a while he felt drowsy and his eyes kept closing. So this Buddhist thought to himself, “I need a way to keep my eyes open.” So this fellow thought very long and very hard about it (Ooh arr, missus) and came to this conclusion. Now what he did was beyond painful, he decided that to combat drowsiness he would slit his eyelids. Now this worked “But how does this link with coffee?” I hear you ask. Well, my friend, don’t count your chickens before they hatch. His eyelids fell to floor and they began to shrivel up, the shape that formed was that of a coffee bean. Thus the Buddhist origins of coffee and why they keep you awake.
I bet that just rustled your jimmies
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Now I love a good food pun, but unfortunately I don’t have the Thyme.
Orange you glad I avoided that obvious punch line? Ice Cream every time I hear a food joke.
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I’m CanIndian but I’ve always a British fella to make me BrIndian or an Aussie bloke to make me AustrIndian.
This is turning out to be the most pathetic Match.com Profile ever.
I love cats, I love every kind of cat. I just want to hug all of them but I can’t, I can’t hug every cat~
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Now advice with British idioms before I leave, as promised (but don’t make a big song and dance over it, it might not be good) :
If ever faced with a tricky decision, don’t be a big girl’s blouse and “um” and “ah” over the best decision to make, just go with what your brain says first, double thinking will just lead to more panicking and therefore more troubles.
Or in other words; don’t cross your bridges before you arrive.
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All my love, aloaloalo~
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Credits to Alloaloalo for my ‘About Me’ so far. :3
Yes, Anushtha is my real name. Generally prowling the rooms named ‘Teh Bleachers’ and ’Dragon’s Cave’, I am über crazy, a tinytinytiny bit emo. Also, I am semi-secretly a CANINDIAN Martian, SSSSSSHHHHHHHH! Do NOT anger me, I will rage and rage and rage until I am content. If I haven’t already typed so:
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