apacheman120's profile

About me

I can be the life of the conversation. The Loop is the best. No joke.

Only in The Loop:

“Lizzyrox96: Forgot about wha?
apacheman120: Nothing.
apacheman120: :D
da1andonly5155: that u had a vagina
apacheman120: Lol
Lizzyrox96: Da tell me
apacheman120: No. I remember that quite well.
da1andonly5155: and that u were fukin ash in pallet town
Lizzyrox96: Damn how’d you know
da1andonly5155: gary told me
da1andonly5155: and swore vengence on ash
da1andonly5155: lol”

“GurrrlPlease: how bout lizzy can stay inside and you all get to sleep in my tee fort from like fourth grade
da1andonly5155: no
apacheman120: **** that shit.
da1andonly5155: ill sleep in ur bed
da1andonly5155: im cookin for u
da1andonly5155: therefore i get ur bed
GurrrlPlease: only fair
apacheman120: I sleep in the sink. Because I cook for me.
da1andonly5155: lo
apacheman120: Lizzy gets the bathtub… Dunno why.
da1andonly5155: cus shes likes water
da1andonly5155: DUHH
da1andonly5155: shes a mermaid remember
apacheman120: Oh then why not the toilet??
Lizzyrox96: Because.. yeah, that.
da1andonly5155: cus its not big enough for her tail
apacheman120: We can flush it, .duh
GurrrlPlease: i have a pool
apacheman120: Whoa. Laptop fail.
da1andonly5155: lol
da1andonly5155: i need a big bed gurl
apacheman120: Puts the period before then end of the sentence? Whoa”

“GurrrlPlease: oh that sucks
GurrrlPlease: u dont get one!
apacheman120: I don’t get a cake?
apacheman120: D:
GurrrlPlease: yes you geta a cake”

“da1andonly5155: i can own my own business
apacheman120: No you can’t. Your black.”

“da1andonly5155: gg: you dont need to go to college to be rich and succesful. Look at bill gates
da1andonly5155: mooky: Bill gates got accepted to harvard .”

“da1andonly5155: then u go into a seizure
apacheman120: Yes, but seizure sex is quite good.
GurrrlPlease: do i get a say in this?
da1andonly5155: LOL”

“da1andonly5155: no my dick is soft
da1andonly5155: like a babys bottom
GurrrlPlease: same size too
da1andonly5155: thank god for lotion
GurrrlPlease: ^”

“mookyvon1: ggaf
mookyvon1: you mow lawns
apacheman120: xD
mookyvon1: you’re mexican
ggafsdgafsd: mooky you have a little dick
ggafsdgafsd: youre asian
mookyvon1: you saw my dick?
ggafsdgafsd: yeap
mookyvon1: mad gay
ggafsdgafsd: you saw me mow lawns?
mookyvon1: yea
ggafsdgafsd: mad gay”

“mookyvon1: sorry i can’t be hip and cool like you
mookyvon1: how2beapache”

“Evilution519: It usually gets in the way of procrastination and video games. :/ Or is it video games get in the way of life. I can never remember, I play too many video games.”

“fudgumscool: 17?! That’s a year older than me! Crypt Keeper!”