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archdukegargoyle

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    Burlington, NC
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    Sep. 18, 2011

skulncrossbones: MY HINEY IS KNOWN FOR ELASTICITY
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Auriel_Kantra: Naw drake and I are makeout buddies
Auriel_Kantra: we **** all the tme.
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“Don’t buttchug while you hang yourself in the closet and jerk off” – The Angriest Pat


Drake et je cogne inconditionnel tout le temps – Auriel_Kantra

“Elephants have hymens. That must be fucking horrific. The popping sound alone. Followed by what probably would be a sea of blood. Little baby elephants standing aghast as the tissue sprays all over them. ‘OH GOD WHATS HAPPENING TO BIG SISTER OH GOD’. All of them screaming in the elephant sound. That’s so low it can be only heard by the damned.”-Plague of Gripes
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Tiny hippo had a tiny train. He loved that train, and they went everywhere together, laughing and playing throughout their tiny world. Then, one day, tiny raven swooped down and stole the tiny train. This made tiny hippo very sad, but he decided he would be brave. So the next day, he walked up the tiny mountain… crossed through the tiny valley… climbed up the tiny oak tree… And shanked tiny raven’s tiny bitch ass. Ain’t no one fucks with tiny hippo. Ain’t no one.
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“Arguing with Christians is like playing Chess with a pigeon. No matter how good I am at Chess the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it’s victorious” – Anonymous


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