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I love dogs and cats, yeah I have two. I hate when people call me stuff like Cinderella or anything girly. However, I also hate being mistaken for a guy. How would you GUYS like it if I came up to and said ‘hey, what’s up girl???!!!’ YOU WOULDN’T LIKE IT I CAN TELL YOU THAT. I have always wanted to go to Italy, Spain, France, and England. My favorite color is maroon.Ok, scratch that. My new color passion is purple. Pretty purdy purple. I lovvveeeeee sushi. lol. Um yeah… If I had a knight he wouldn’t have shiny armor… Lol!!! Tanwers is the coolest person I ever met!!! And I HAD my own panther named, RawrImACat…BUT NOW I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!
-M (inside joke)

Quotes:

A good friend thinks your a good egg, though they know your slightly cracked.

My friends are cooler than giraffes. And giraffes, they’re cool.

The day my friends stop making fun of me is the day I start to worry.

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I believe in angels, but I call them friends.

You’re the PEANUT to my BUTTER,
The STAR to my BURST,
The POP to my TART,
The FRUIT to my LOOP
But most importantly,
You’re the BEST to my FRIEND

You’re friends will say you deserve better, but you’re best friends will call him up and be like ‘You will die in ten days’ (P.S. I did that once. My ex called the cops. :P Don’t try it!!!)

You’re friend will bail you out of jail without a second thought but you’re best friend will be like ‘WOO!!! LETS DO THAT AGAIN’ (cellmates 4 life!!!)

If you don’t know where you are going, how are you supposed to get there (words of wisdom from my biffle Nikki)

Those who stand for nothing fall for nothing (i was taught that by my friend Hannah)

When life hands you lemons say, “yeah, I like lemons. What else you got?” (Courtesy of Sidney the french caramel coconut)

Silence is the true friend that never betrays (I don’t appreciate loud noises other than my music which I blast)

Bravery is the capacity to perform correctly even when scared half to death.

Spongebob: We’re gonna party till we’re purple
Patrick: YAY!! I love being purple!!!

SO, IT IS EASY TO SAY I LOVE MY FRIENDS!!!!!! THEY ROCK!!! (Almost as much as Aerosmith but don’t tell ’em I said that. They easily get jealous)

(>’ ‘)> awwww. My smiley likes you, it’s hugging you!!!!

Ciao for now!!!!!!
-M(you don’t get it, do you?)

LATEST ENTRY: 4/1/09
Happy April Fool’s Day everyone!!!! Here are a list of my pet peeves:

1. Messes (I do not have OCD)
2. When you tell guys on the internet that you are a girl and they are all “Girls can’t be on the internet!!!” You’re jerks…
3. Loud noises
4. People saying “I knew that!” You are losers who just want friends.
5. Ditsy girls who do that fake laugh thing because they think guys find it “cute”. You guys know who you are!
6. People who are your friends when it is convenient for them, and are your enemies when it isn’t
7. People who ask you for food and money at lunch and you are always nice and give it to them, and when you ask for food or money they tell you to go away that you are being annoying.
8. People who randomly come into chat rooms and start cursing you.
9. People who say “I’m too mature to insult people” and five minutes later say "Don’t bug me stupid.
10. People saying I am emo just because I have black jeans. LEARN WHAT EMO MEANS!!!

That’s it for now….
Live. Laugh. Love.
Eat lots of chocolate.
And… MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE
-M (Still stumped???)