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About me

Amazing how no matter where I go on kong, no matter who takes me where, I always go back to the LoG.
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I grew bored of having so many people on my friends list that I never see anymore or are inactive so I completely wiped my friends list and started over, just say hi to be added back onto it, if you were on it in the first place.
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I love playing games offline then logging on to get the badges out of order XD
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Quotes from the LoG since 2011
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Theosoft: i_smell


emanrseu: We like Asmo.


asmodous: iBot – when we first met I was 50, you were 51

iBot: Well then.

Sir_Fratley: Never knew iBot was so old

Sir_Fratley: Jeeze

asmodous: She’s a Gilf

Sir_Fratley: Oh god

asmodous: heh, a Gidf in fact ;)

iBot: What’s a Gidf?

iBot: Oh.

asmodous: well done

Sir_Fratley: vilf

Sir_Fratley: Or a vylf

iBot: vylf?

iBot: Oh.

Sir_Fratley: Vixen

Sir_Fratley: And you/’d

iBot: I need to think about it before I ask.

asmodous: vidf frat

Sir_Fratley: You do

Sir_Fratley: Hm, asmo?

asmodous: Oh aye

iBot: That’s right, asmodous.


Ketsy: I could get a banana and demonstrate. I do have a webcam now.


asmodous: Oh I wouldn’t know, I have him muted

moses78: i should

moses78: but, i wouldn’t know what is going on when it becomes the center of conversation.

asmodous: See, I simply don’t care

Funeraldriver: teehee

Funeraldriver: yay for apathy!

Sir_Fratley: Apathetic asmo, and a pathetic troll


moses78: theo, i currently am still a dullard and i don’t know how to fix that


aquasaurious: “singlehandedly funding abortion clinics everywhere” (brought to you by the Wuffen campaign)

Wuffen: “Mine was better” (Brought to you by the Wuffen campaign)

Ketsy: “Please shut up”, (Brought to you by the “Ketsys for a Better Tomorrow” Organization.)

Wuffen: “That’s what she said” (unknown source)

CecilWidowmaker: ‘WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED’-CecilWidowmaker

asmodous: “Riot in LoG” – Asmo Times.

aquasaurious: “Don’t swim on me” – aquas

Funeraldriver: ‘I REALLY MEANT TO SPELL WINDOW’ -Cecil Windowmaker


aquasaurious: I hate it when things go in my mouth.


TheoSoft: lesbians, asmo, and strapons are better


neoninja43: im a demola (forgot hpw to spell it)

Gainedhate: It’s spelled ‘moron’


halome: Im dumb


darkmikasonfire: cause i’m retarded.


asmodous: It’s just a jump to the left

Minimalist__: And then a step to the right

asmodous: With your hands on your hips

Minimalist__: And bend your knees in tight

asmodous: but it’s really the pelvic thrust that drives you insaaane

Minimalist__: Let’s do the timewarp again!

Sir_Fratley: No


VexxGenesis: YOU WANT ME TO CAM AND BASH THEM TOGETHER AGAIN???


Musicgirl: Frat I named Myself musicgirl and I’m not a girl


  • Age: 21
  • Sex: Male
Latest Achievements (view all badges)
Library Science (completed)
Badge earned
Badge Of The Day
Library Science Badge (easy - 5 points)

Level your librarian up to level 3 in Defender's Quest (lengthy!) Demo

Acquired Feb. 13, 2012

Games by asmodous

asmodous' game contributions

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Army: Hive Defence in Orbital Onslaught
Crack the defence on this one...

asmodous' awards

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Your First Medal
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Halloween 2011 Challenge
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Air Hogs Blue Sky Challenge
Skyrim_full_medal
Dragonborn Medal
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F1:2011 Racing Medal
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Walk Like A Pirate Quest

asmodous' shouts

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darkmikasonfire

Dec 16, 2011 6:43am

“asmodous: I wish everyone was that apologetic for being annoying. stares intently at the afk mika

I don’t apologize for things i am not :-D, i do not apologize for things i do not believe i have done wrong, -— for things i don’t feel bad for/regret. since i don’t have the emotion of regret, and i never do thing…

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moses78

Oct 6, 2011 5:23am

asmooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, you are now level 65!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kongratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!
new challenge, have the most points on kong, and go!

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Snebbers

Sep 20, 2011 11:09am

Congratulations! You just won the Rhythm Prodigy Badge and 60 points! So much for the hard badge in two days time xD. I got the Imp badge in under an hour!

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Sir_Fratley

Jul 16, 2011 2:38pm

Does this look okay?

http://i.imgur.com/CRw4B.png

Not quite sure about it myself, but it’s ultimately up to you.
And sorry I didn’t send it sooner, been doing a lot irl.

Also, i’m not 100% sure if i’ll be able to do the music with the equipment i’ve got currently

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Slipperyeel

Jul 14, 2011 10:49pm

Cool quotes, clever

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