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I’ve been to too many uppity parties with ice sculptures of swans. Next party I throw will have a meatloaf sculpture of a grizzly bear. And it will be wrapped in bacon.

Member Since: May. 24, 2009
Last Login: Dec. 10, 2011
Current Points: 7253
Comments: 42
Forum posts: 0

Age: 28
Sex: Male

Latest Achievements (view all badges)

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Suited Up Badge (easy - 5 points)

Equip a piece of armor in every non-artifact slot in Legend of the Void

Acquired Dec. 10, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Hatchback Hijinks Badge (hard - 30 points)

Travel at least 1,000 feet in the hatchback challenge in Earn to Die

Acquired Dec. 10, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Get to da Choppa! Badge (medium - 15 points)

Find your way to da choppa and escape in Earn to Die

Acquired Dec. 10, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Keep On Truckin' Badge (easy - 5 points)

Buy the pickup truck in story mode in Earn to Die

Acquired Dec. 10, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Trailer Park Terror Badge (medium - 15 points)

Complete your adventure with any 3 endings in The Visitor Returns

Acquired Dec. 10, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Forest Friends Badge (easy - 5 points)

Slay 20 disease-ridden enemies in Epic Battle Fantasy 3

Acquired Nov. 07, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Damage Dealer Badge (easy - 5 points)

Deal out 200 damage to enemy wizards in Spectromancer: Gamer's Pack

Acquired Nov. 07, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Evil Averted Badge (medium - 15 points)

Defeat the source of evil in Wizard's Run

Acquired Nov. 07, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Arcane Academic Badge (easy - 5 points)

Kill 50 monsters in Wizard's Run

Acquired Nov. 07, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Slaughter of the Colossus Badge (medium - 15 points)

Complete chapter 3 in Heir

Acquired Nov. 07, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Dragon Rider Badge (medium - 15 points)

Catch a ride on the elusive dragon in the sky in Flood Runner 3

Acquired Nov. 07, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Junior Jumper Badge (easy - 5 points)

Ascend 100m in a single run in ESCAPE

Acquired Nov. 07, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Shank Craft Badge (easy - 5 points)

Craft your very own shank in Castaway 2

Acquired Nov. 07, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Only Good Bug Is a Dead Bug Badge (hard - 30 points)

Complete all 10 levels in XenoSquad

Acquired Nov. 07, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Welcome to the Roughnecks Badge (easy - 5 points)

Kill 15 enemies in XenoSquad

Acquired Nov. 07, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Worst Hangover Ever Badge (hard - 30 points)

Defeat the evil necromancer and complete your adventure in Cursed Dungeon

Acquired Nov. 07, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Better, Faster, Stronger Badge (medium - 15 points)

Achieve level 15 in Cursed Dungeon

Acquired Nov. 07, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Slash and/or Burn Badge (easy - 5 points)

Deal a blow that does at least 500 damage in Cursed Dungeon

Acquired Nov. 07, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Ultimate AAA Service Badge (medium - 15 points)

Repair your ship and complete your adventure in Pirates of the Undead Sea

Acquired Nov. 07, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Dead Man's Chest Cover Badge (easy - 5 points)

Find your coat and all other pieces of clothing in Pirates of the Undead Sea

Acquired Nov. 07, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Silly Hats Only Badge (easy - 5 points)

Try on any 'hat' in Pirates of the Undead Sea

Acquired Nov. 07, 2011

asphixiate's Favorite Games

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: XenoSquad

: The Last Stand: Union City

: Warfare 1944

: Glissaria

: Treasure of Cutlass Reef

: Frantic Frigates

asphixiate's items (32)

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: Tarot Card: The High Priestess

: Sophie Merovingian, the Symbologist

: Sigil of Heartache

: Sadie Trudeau, the Summoner

: The Black Book

: Z-Phase Converter

: IBO-K9, the Artifical Companion

: Omega Boosters

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: Dragonborn Medal

: Golden Gate to Empire State

: Walk Like A Pirate Quest

: Driver Feel The Chase Challenge

: Dirt 3 Racing Challenge

: Green Lantern: In Blackest Night

Friends asphixiate follows

: Catis

: coolszymon

: Benjamin900

: ringding321

: Eketek

asphixiate's followers

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: LewisC6

: cody11213

: wilis123

: NINIO_GWAPO

: Penguin7

: Eketek

: ringding321

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