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d0 4e da 02 00 60 b5 07 27 A supposed secret organisation that coincidentally everyone knows about. When ignorant people refuse to believe common sense, conspiracies such as 9/11, & the JFK assassination are formed. The Illuminati are (allegedly) controlling everything in the world, & are responsible for the death of anyone famous such as Biggie, Bob Marley, Michael Jackson, & the list goes on for eternity. It's based upon a real organisation from 18th century Europe. The rumors started around about the same time as the internet grew popular (late 90's), & may be the earliest evidence of trolling. People who believe in these stories are very arrogant, & refuse to listen to reasoning, & evidence and hypocritically accuse anyone who doesn't agree with them of ignorance. Person 1: "Hey, did you hear the government made 9/11 happen with bombs, & shit?!". Person 2: "Yeah, & Jay-Z killed Tupac!". Person 3: "I heard they killed Amy Winehouse so people would forget about the Norway bombings.". Person 4 (Who uses common sense): "You shouldn't believe everything you read off the internet, the Illuminati isn't even real." Persons 1-3: "Stop being so ignorant!!!". -------------------------------------------------- Do you have 99 herblore? Because you're all natural. Do you have 99 summoning? Because you're charming. Do you have 99 smithing? Because I wanna use/bang you against the anvil. You're good @ merching, because you turned my limp root into a d long. Do you have 99 defense? Because I can't get over you. Do you have 99 firemaking? Because you always ignite our love. Do you have 99 woodcutting? Because I'll chop you up. Do you have 99 agility? Because I can't seem to catch you. Do you have 50 cooking, or what? Your sandwiches suck. Do you have 99 fletching? Because you just strung my bow. Do you have 99 thieving? Because I can't steal the "V". Are you wearing a ring of wealth? Because the percentage of my platelegs drop is very high. Do you have 99 prayer? Because I'm praying that you'll (heart) me back. Your mom is like the Lumbridge home teleport, free-of-charge. Your mom is like the Al-Kharid gate, 10 GP to enter. Your mom is like the Karamja teleport, annoying to get it, & pretty big. Your mom is like the Lumbridge cows. Free beef. Your mom is like a tinderbox, only used on my wood. Your mom is like a dagannoth hide, unlimited to get. Your mom is so fat, she couldn't fit in the entire wilderness. How many RuneScape players does it take to change a light bulb? 50, 1 to change it, & the rest to complain about how the old one was better. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/K4j8TVNGmk4/maxresdefault.jpg https://i.ytimg.com/vi/55uBuHQzSA0/maxresdefault.jpg https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Cte8CBPfdEc/maxresdefault.jpg https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gi6sLGkYh64/maxresdefault.jpg https://i.ytimg.com/vi/d7gaCO9yJRw/hqdefault.jpg https://i.ytimg.com/vi/PaTn-DBQSN0/maxresdefault.jpg https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CmgO-zlFyOg/maxresdefault.jpg http://imgur.com/gallery/TBTO2kz