beachfox's Comments

Game Comments
Play Earn to Die 2012: Part 2 Earn to Die 2012: Part 2 Dec. 05, 2013
I hate the random "EXCELLENT" slow-motion. It breaks the blow something fierce, throws my aim and timing all out of wack and intersperse nice little bits of tedium whenever they show up.
Play Bloons Super Monkey 2 Bloons Super Monkey 2 Dec. 02, 2013
The cost of upgrade (and the sheer -amount- of upgrades) makes free-play tedious beyond belief. Make your cash grabs just a little less obvious in the future, for all our sakes.
Play Don't Escape Don't Escape Jun. 28, 2013
An excellent twist on the standard game, with variable endings and some honest false leads (curse you, Root!). Makes up for the pixel-hunting required to find the mushroom and food cellar. 5/5
Play Live Puzzle Live Puzzle May. 01, 2013
I love it! A great game concept twist that could only be done on the computer.
Play Chronicles of Blood Chronicles of Blood Jan. 27, 2013
Elysium, Antediluvians... I find it really hard to believe that White Wolf licensed out to this game. So why all the Vampire: the Masquerade terminology being thrown around?
Play Musaic Box Musaic Box Jan. 02, 2013
How could you have the "Go Down Mosas" sample be so -short-? I was totally looking forward to that! I'm music-blocked.
Play Monster Saga Monster Saga Nov. 03, 2012
No forced multiplayer? No energy? No premium items? No need to add friends to up my stats? This game designer is a saint among us. 5/5 without hesitation!
Developer response from artlogicgames

Lol .

Play Shop Empire 2 Shop Empire 2 Oct. 04, 2012
Promising game that becomes impossible to play as it all comes grinding to a halt the moment you gain the smallest bit of success. How can I play Civ5 on this machine, but have it choke on a flash game?
Play Ninja Warz Ninja Warz Sep. 12, 2012
Oh god. NinjaFarmville. Exactly what I was hoping to play today.
Play Knightmare Tower Knightmare Tower Sep. 07, 2012
Needs more tasty muscle dude shirtlessness.
Play Epic War Saga Epic War Saga Aug. 17, 2012
Oh yay. Another game with energy. Because god forbid people spend time playing the game. No, better that they be prevented from playing so they wander off never to return.
Play Blocks Blocks Aug. 15, 2012
Those eyes are creeping me the frack out...
Play Casual Room Escape Casual Room Escape Aug. 12, 2012
Totally logical until it came time to play with the earrings. Total change I even worked that one out.
Play Lab of the Dead Lab of the Dead Nov. 11, 2011
Keeping this at 5 stars, even though I want to downgrade it to 3 for the way it just... fizzles out at the end. I was thinking at the very least, he'd use what he'd learn to infect all the soldiers and train them to be his bodyguards as he continued his research.
Play Lab of the Dead Lab of the Dead Nov. 11, 2011
I got my zombie to -not- eat human meat because it squicked him. And... the game keeps going... Wasn't that the whole point? Shouldn't something happen now?
Play Not To Scale Not To Scale Aug. 01, 2011
That was an awesome game! An excellent variation of the standard picture puzzle. I'd love to see more of the style. 5/5
Play Clarence's Big Chance Clarence's Big Chance May. 05, 2011
I was not prepared for how -deep- this game went. It was shortly after I found myself diving into my internet's history to hunt down rogue files that my brain finally broke from the complex levels. Thank god for being able to back track. Wonderful game, a true 5/5 and one of the best games on the site. A lot of work and love went into this, and it shows.
Play Kill Justin Beaver Kill Justin Beaver Mar. 02, 2011
Ha ha. It's funny, because hating Justin B- is just so -edgy-.
Play Guy of My Dreams Guy of My Dreams Feb. 13, 2011
This game is skeezy in so many little ways. I feel a little dirty for playing it.
Play Save Toshi Save Toshi Feb. 06, 2011
It's games like these which make me think that straight people are really -weird-. Really? Someone finds this thing attractive?