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Randomly Maze

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Jan. 04, 2015

Rating: 3

Every maze can be solved in a few seconds by just traveling down to the bottom and heading right to the door. :/

Earn to Die 2012: Part 2

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Dec. 05, 2013

Rating: 1

I hate the random "EXCELLENT" slow-motion. It breaks the blow something fierce, throws my aim and timing all out of wack and intersperse nice little bits of tedium whenever they show up.

Bloons Super Monkey 2

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Dec. 02, 2013

Rating: 3

The cost of upgrade (and the sheer -amount- of upgrades) makes free-play tedious beyond belief. Make your cash grabs just a little less obvious in the future, for all our sakes.

Don't Escape

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Jun. 28, 2013

Rating: 3

An excellent twist on the standard game, with variable endings and some honest false leads (curse you, Root!). Makes up for the pixel-hunting required to find the mushroom and food cellar. 5/5

Live Puzzle

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May. 01, 2013

Rating: 1

I love it! A great game concept twist that could only be done on the computer.

Chronicles of Blood

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Jan. 27, 2013

Rating: 0

Elysium, Antediluvians... I find it really hard to believe that White Wolf licensed out to this game. So why all the Vampire: the Masquerade terminology being thrown around?

Musaic Box

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Jan. 02, 2013

Rating: 0

How could you have the "Go Down Mosas" sample be so -short-? I was totally looking forward to that! I'm music-blocked.

Monster Saga

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Nov. 03, 2012

Rating: 3771

No forced multiplayer? No energy? No premium items? No need to add friends to up my stats? This game designer is a saint among us. 5/5 without hesitation!

Developer response from artlogicgames

Lol .

Shop Empire 2

Play Shop Empire 2

Oct. 04, 2012

Rating: 0

Promising game that becomes impossible to play as it all comes grinding to a halt the moment you gain the smallest bit of success. How can I play Civ5 on this machine, but have it choke on a flash game?

Ninja Warz

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Sep. 12, 2012

Rating: 14

Oh god. NinjaFarmville. Exactly what I was hoping to play today.

Knightmare Tower

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Sep. 07, 2012

Rating: 1

Needs more tasty muscle dude shirtlessness.

Epic War Saga

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Aug. 17, 2012

Rating: 9

Oh yay. Another game with energy. Because god forbid people spend time playing the game. No, better that they be prevented from playing so they wander off never to return.


Play Blocks

Aug. 15, 2012

Rating: -2

Those eyes are creeping me the frack out...

Casual Room Escape

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Aug. 12, 2012

Rating: 0

Totally logical until it came time to play with the earrings. Total change I even worked that one out.

Lab of the Dead

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Nov. 11, 2011

Rating: 6

Keeping this at 5 stars, even though I want to downgrade it to 3 for the way it just... fizzles out at the end. I was thinking at the very least, he'd use what he'd learn to infect all the soldiers and train them to be his bodyguards as he continued his research.

Lab of the Dead

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Nov. 11, 2011

Rating: 6

I got my zombie to -not- eat human meat because it squicked him. And... the game keeps going... Wasn't that the whole point? Shouldn't something happen now?

Not To Scale

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Aug. 01, 2011

Rating: 0

That was an awesome game! An excellent variation of the standard picture puzzle. I'd love to see more of the style. 5/5

Clarence's Big Chance

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May. 05, 2011

Rating: 4

I was not prepared for how -deep- this game went. It was shortly after I found myself diving into my internet's history to hunt down rogue files that my brain finally broke from the complex levels. Thank god for being able to back track. Wonderful game, a true 5/5 and one of the best games on the site. A lot of work and love went into this, and it shows.

Kill Justin Beaver

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Mar. 02, 2011

Rating: 5

Ha ha. It's funny, because hating Justin B- is just so -edgy-.

Guy of My Dreams

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Feb. 13, 2011

Rating: -1

This game is skeezy in so many little ways. I feel a little dirty for playing it.