beeble2003's Comments

Game Comments
Play Kids Vs. Ice Cream Kids Vs. Ice Cream Apr. 12, 2014
Not a big fan of this. The sound effects are really annoying so you have to play in silence. And the difficulty curve is off -- I completed the last wave at the first attempt; I have nothing upgraded beyond 6/10 and I only have half the trophies.
Play Kids Vs. Ice Cream Kids Vs. Ice Cream Apr. 12, 2014
I never knew that small children bleat like sheep when they die...
Play Soviet Rocket Giraffe Go Go Go! Soviet Rocket Giraffe Go Go Go! Apr. 12, 2014
This is pretty poor. The scoring is confusing and the only real difficulty in the gameplay is that it tries to distract you by having things jumping about in the background and, occasionally, things coming across the foreground that obscure your view. Are the military guys supposed to be some sort of enemy? Or are they just a pointless distraction. Basically, what's going on, Ted?
Play Dream World Dream World Mar. 14, 2014
An autocombat system that slows you down and can't be disabled. Who on earth thought that was a good idea?
Play Once Upon A Life Once Upon A Life Mar. 02, 2014
The button-hammering minigames are terrible. I thought that went out of fashion in the 1980s...
Play Glean 2 Glean 2 Mar. 01, 2014
@frostmike Yeah, you and nearly 11,000 other people. Good job they didn't all comment to say they'd won the badge...
Play Frantic Frantic Feb. 14, 2014
@btvoyager220 There is no game progress. When you die, that's it: you have to start again. Annoying as f***.
Play Dillo Hills 2 Dillo Hills 2 Jan. 28, 2014
Bonus points for letting me mute the music before the game even started. But you lost them and then some for taking for frickin' ever to load and for playing a tedious, repetitive sound effect the whole damn time except when you're in a race.
Play Dynetzzle Dynetzzle Jan. 27, 2014
@neo14 You are mistaken. On the black die, there is only one face that is not shared with any other die. Therefore, you can't swap the black die's 3 and 4 without messing up one of the other three dice.
Play 10 is Again 10 is Again Jan. 14, 2014
The "operator squares", e.g., +/-, x2, /3 and so on are a huge hint. Suppose you have one +/- square and the total of the numbers you have is 46. (Actually, when you're adding the numbers, you can ignore the "tens" column and only look at the units). To solve the puzzle, you need to make a multiple of ten so you either need to change 3 into -3 (makes the total 40) or -2 into 2 (makes the total 50). Multiplication and division can be even more of a hint, since e.g., x4 can only be applied to 1 or 2, and /3 only to 3, 6 or 9 (or the negative versions in both cases).
Play Liquid 2 Liquid 2 Jan. 13, 2014
Nice idea but poorly executed. Way more CPU intensive than it needs to be so it lags horribly on my laptop (which, I admit, isn't the newest machine on the planet). The rotating, wiggling camera makes me feel dizzy so there's little motivation to complete any more levels.
Play Catchy Orbit Catchy Orbit Jan. 13, 2014
Nice little game. There's a bit too much luck involved in the initial arrangement but it's fun to play, which is about all it needs to be.
Play Sentry Knight Sentry Knight Jan. 13, 2014
Mostly finding this rather dull, sorry. Gameplay is just too slow: seven or eight minutes for world 2 and, in that whole time, nothing much really happens. Enemies walk slowly towards you, you fire arrows, you hit them, occasionally you hurl a fireball at them. Not at all inspired to sit through another six levels of that.
Developer response from JWolfGames

Sorry you weren't enjoying it. That's completely understandable, the game is quite slow - especially in early worlds. Wish you would have given it time as it truly starts to get hectic a little bit later!

Play Sentry Knight Sentry Knight Jan. 13, 2014
Why does the throne in the Game of Thrones ad I see before every freaking game I try to play, look like an over-worked garden chair?
Play Straw Hat Samurai Straw Hat Samurai Jan. 12, 2014
I've tried the final fight about twenty times, now. My score has dropped to zero from dying so many times. I've managed to get exactly five hits in. This is completely ridiculous. First, you played bait-and-switch on me by making me play the "strategy" game when I thought I was in a hacky-slashy samurai game; now you've switched again to an impossible parody of the hacky-slashy samurai game.
Play Zos Zos Jan. 12, 2014
@Asvegren I see the potion hotkeys, now. The text is so small and faint that I'd not noticed it before against the background: they're very hard to read. All the keys should be mentioned in the game instructions!
Developer response from Asvegren

i can't say i've had difficulty seeing the text, but then again i have done very little testing on other computers so it's definitely understandable that it would be hard to read on different setups. i have updated the instructions to include the hotkeys.

Play Zombinsanity Zombinsanity Jan. 12, 2014
In what sense is this "roguelike"? It's a platform shooter. It's not turn-based. There's no inventory management.
Play Zombinsanity Zombinsanity Jan. 12, 2014
Separate mutes for the music and sound effects, please! I do not want to listen to repetitive video game music for any amount of time. I also do not want to play video games in total silence.
Play Zos Zos Jan. 12, 2014
@Asvegren, "there are hotkeys to swap potions my friend" The instructions don't mention this. The potions selection screen doesn't mention this. The potions mixing screen doesn't mention this. What are they and why doesn't the game mention them anywhere?
Developer response from Asvegren

http://imgur.com/SVclyUe - does that not appear in the top right corner of your screen (when a potion is equipped)? you can use Q or Z to flick left and E or X to flick right. i think that's fairly intuitive and haven't heard of people not understanding that before. if it does not appear (potion equipped + more than one potion in inventory), then the responsibility is mine and it's some bug i've never experienced or previously had reported.

Play Silly Sausage Silly Sausage Jan. 12, 2014
Wow, the NITROME code turns the levels into a flickering hell.