beeble2003's Comments

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Play New Splitter Pals New Splitter Pals May. 17, 2013
The difficulty curve here is terrible. Most of the levels are absurdly easy with just one or two cuts (oh, look, the target is supposed to be seven) but then there's the occasional level like 21, where I've no idea how to get more than one star, and 35, which I just can't do at all. It's like a fight game where most of your enemies are bunny rabbits but you occasionally meet a professional boxer or the Terminator.
Play Snail Bob 4 Space Snail Bob 4 Space May. 17, 2013
There's not much to these games: the puzzles are pretty simple and finding the stars is just a matter of looking. But they're well written and fun to play and that's plenty enough to make me happy when a new one comes out.
Play This is not a minimalist game This is not a minimalist game May. 12, 2013
I just realised that I earny my thousandth badge, playing this game a week or so ago. Thanks, StormAlligator. :-)
Play Giants and Dwarves TD Giants and Dwarves TD May. 11, 2013
Not enjoying this at all. The pacing is way too slow, the difficulty curve way too steep (I just got my ass kicked twice on the second level and I'm hardly a TD noob), and the targeting is awful (no option for targeting the *strongest* opponent? srsly?). Looking unlikely that I'll grind level 1 for the challenge...
Play A small talk at the back of beyond A small talk at the back of beyond May. 11, 2013
Meh. Obviously, I'm failing to guess whatever keyword will allow me to progress.
Play no-one has to die. no-one has to die. May. 09, 2013
Given how easy the puzzles are, I assume the badge is a medium only because of the time it takes to click past the story...
Play Wizard's Run Wizard's Run May. 07, 2013
Wizard's walk in the park, more like. Finished at the first attempt, with only two deaths. Just upgrade all the fire spells and everything's just too easy.
Play Turbo Rally Turbo Rally May. 06, 2013
Some kind of information about where the remaining cups are would be helpful. I *think* I have all the cups for all the races I've unlocked (7 gold, 10 silver, 10 bronze up to and including Kenya) but how would I know if I've missed some? I've already driven all of those courses once at 40mph picking up cups. It would be really tedious to have to do that all over again. Apart from that, though, I'm loving the game -- your car racing games are all very similar but that means I enjoy them all. :-)
Play Johnny Upgrade Johnny Upgrade Apr. 26, 2013
Full upgrade on ammo and bullet strength. I emptied all 20 rounds into the boss while he was vulnerable. I didn't miss. Boss didn't die. So, er, what am I supposed to do now?
Play Johnny Upgrade Johnny Upgrade Apr. 26, 2013
Possibly the grindiest game since Grindy McGrind released "Grindmaster VII: This Time it's Grindy".
Play Monster Arena Monster Arena Apr. 04, 2013
Possibly the most boring game ever. The training games are tedious and most of any battle is just sitting around waiting for your power to recharge. zzzzzz
Play Give Up Give Up Apr. 04, 2013
Forty levels and no save? I give up.
Play Super Duck Punch! Super Duck Punch! Apr. 02, 2013
Sorry, but I can't get over how awful this game is. You wander backwards and forwards holding down X until all your enemies die. Great. Then you upgrade a bit and do it again. And again. And again. And again. And a-freaking-gain. Until you've done it 22 times and got all the badges. Yaaaawn.
Play Fairway Solitaire Fairway Solitaire Mar. 28, 2013
Dear IndianFan, it's pretty lame to throw an all-caps hissy fit saying demanding that the game be changed before you play again. It's super-lame to do that and then start playing again anyway. The "today" section of the high score table doesn't lie...
Play Fairway Solitaire Fairway Solitaire Mar. 25, 2013
@MarzZee: the 3-star score for course 8 is 12 under par so you were a card short.
Play Fairway Solitaire Fairway Solitaire Mar. 25, 2013
"You set a high score in #Fairway Solitaire. Overall Longest Drive: 1" Yay! I'm awesome! Or something.
Play Cat God vs Sun King 2 Cat God vs Sun King 2 Mar. 23, 2013
The biggest problem with this game is that, the better you are at it, the harder it is to get the golden scarabs because you're penalized for winning the level too quickly. Add to that the massively random level design and its huge effect on the game (two consecutive short "layers" in the tower means your enemies have a huge choke point and you can just bomb the hell out of it) and I'm sorry but this just isn't a very good game. Having said that, the music is awesome.
Play Super Duck Punch! Super Duck Punch! Mar. 23, 2013
Is there any actual skill here or is it just me who wanders around mashing ZXC?
Play FPS-MAN FPS-MAN Mar. 14, 2013
I find this very difficult to play because the mouse allows me to look up and down but this has no positive role in the game-play: it just gets in the way. Really, I'd just prefer to use the cursor keys to mean forwards, backwards, turn left and turn right. And a strafe key if people want to be able to do that.
Play Light Wing Light Wing Mar. 10, 2013
Also, needs a restart button, since getting the green weapon is essentially game over.