beeble2003's Comments

Game Comments
Play Flagstaff: Chapter Two Flagstaff: Chapter Two Jun. 23, 2014
This could be a nice little game but the controls are soooo painfully sloooow. The movement system is a nightmare.
Play Dangerous adventure Dangerous adventure Jun. 21, 2014
This is fun but the gameplay is soooo slooooow. Endless waiting for animations that add nothing to the game. And why is such a simple game killing my CPU? You could program this to run faster on a 30-year-old computer. It would work much better if it just went as fast as my mouse clicks.
Play Ultimate Crab Battle Ultimate Crab Battle Jun. 06, 2014
Most annoying sound effects ever + no autofire + no pause + no restart = no fun.
Play Mighty Knight Mighty Knight May. 08, 2014
Why on earth do I have to click a button to claim the reward for an achievement. I can't think of any reason and I can't think of a single other game that uses this system.
Play Bubble Sky Bubble Sky May. 03, 2014
Here's a rule of thumb: if you score more points spamming bubbles randomly than you do by playing carefully, it's a bad game. Here, I got up to about 55,000 points by playing the game. Then, I got bored and started click-spamming. Things got a bit laggy but, when I came back 15 minutes later, I had 420,000 points, the screen was completely full of bubbles and I had to kill my browser to get my computer back. That's a really, really terrible game.
Play Valthirian Arc 2 Valthirian Arc 2 Apr. 28, 2014
Incredibly slow and tedious. I don't want to read all that boring dialog. I don't want to wait while stats bars count up. I don't want to have to click past all this crap. I just want to, you know, play the game?
Play Max Damage 2 Max Damage 2 Apr. 27, 2014
There's something seriously wrong, here. Fridge sitting on a platform near the top of the screen. Destroy platform with laser. Fridge falls to ground. Fridge lands perfectly. Fridge takes zero damage. WTF?
Play Hippolyta Hippolyta Apr. 26, 2014
This would be an OK game, except that it's made artificially hard by the incredibly low-contrast graphics and the fact that you're pretty much guaranteed to die every time you come across a new obstacle/enemy
Play Kids Vs. Ice Cream Kids Vs. Ice Cream Apr. 12, 2014
Not a big fan of this. The sound effects are really annoying so you have to play in silence. And the difficulty curve is off -- I completed the last wave at the first attempt; I have nothing upgraded beyond 6/10 and I only have half the trophies.
Play Kids Vs. Ice Cream Kids Vs. Ice Cream Apr. 12, 2014
I never knew that small children bleat like sheep when they die...
Play Soviet Rocket Giraffe Go Go Go! Soviet Rocket Giraffe Go Go Go! Apr. 12, 2014
This is pretty poor. The scoring is confusing and the only real difficulty in the gameplay is that it tries to distract you by having things jumping about in the background and, occasionally, things coming across the foreground that obscure your view. Are the military guys supposed to be some sort of enemy? Or are they just a pointless distraction. Basically, what's going on, Ted?
Play Dream World Dream World Mar. 14, 2014
An autocombat system that slows you down and can't be disabled. Who on earth thought that was a good idea?
Play Once Upon A Life Once Upon A Life Mar. 02, 2014
The button-hammering minigames are terrible. I thought that went out of fashion in the 1980s...
Play Glean 2 Glean 2 Mar. 01, 2014
@frostmike Yeah, you and nearly 11,000 other people. Good job they didn't all comment to say they'd won the badge...
Play Frantic Frantic Feb. 14, 2014
@btvoyager220 There is no game progress. When you die, that's it: you have to start again. Annoying as f***.
Play Dillo Hills 2 Dillo Hills 2 Jan. 28, 2014
Bonus points for letting me mute the music before the game even started. But you lost them and then some for taking for frickin' ever to load and for playing a tedious, repetitive sound effect the whole damn time except when you're in a race.
Play Dynetzzle Dynetzzle Jan. 27, 2014
@neo14 You are mistaken. On the black die, there is only one face that is not shared with any other die. Therefore, you can't swap the black die's 3 and 4 without messing up one of the other three dice.
Play 10 is Again 10 is Again Jan. 14, 2014
The "operator squares", e.g., +/-, x2, /3 and so on are a huge hint. Suppose you have one +/- square and the total of the numbers you have is 46. (Actually, when you're adding the numbers, you can ignore the "tens" column and only look at the units). To solve the puzzle, you need to make a multiple of ten so you either need to change 3 into -3 (makes the total 40) or -2 into 2 (makes the total 50). Multiplication and division can be even more of a hint, since e.g., x4 can only be applied to 1 or 2, and /3 only to 3, 6 or 9 (or the negative versions in both cases).
Play Liquid 2 Liquid 2 Jan. 13, 2014
Nice idea but poorly executed. Way more CPU intensive than it needs to be so it lags horribly on my laptop (which, I admit, isn't the newest machine on the planet). The rotating, wiggling camera makes me feel dizzy so there's little motivation to complete any more levels.
Play Catchy Orbit Catchy Orbit Jan. 13, 2014
Nice little game. There's a bit too much luck involved in the initial arrangement but it's fun to play, which is about all it needs to be.