I finally got hipsters in my inn. I did it as a last thing and had a big 5 star +100 place. After I put red decrease markers on every other kind of visitor I started to get hipsters. Apparently they come if no one else is welcome.
Here is the list of achievements:
#1-#5: Complete corresponding level. #6: Stroke your vulpin for 2 minutes. #7: Learn all spells (15 spells, some are bought, some are from bossess and some from black and white dragons in the last map). #8: Find all hidden colors (4 colors, one in every first four level). #9: Max all stats. #10: Only available on Flash Game Nexus site.
To get the hard badge, here is what you do:
Day 1: 2x band, 2x launcher. Try to get as much money as possible
Day 2: Parachute (this is mandatory). Parachute is important, as you need it to get a huge multiplier from hang time.
Day 3: E-rockets and as much band+launcher as you can. Repeat day 2, but get high multiplier from height using rockets.
Day 4: Buy band and launcher. Rinse and repeat
Day 5: Hit the moon
To get 5 stars you need 1000 happiness. To get it you should find a guy very early on with about +25 combined bonus. Keep him until the end of game collecting all bonus items and you get the last achievement.
The fouth installment is a bit annoying. The difficulty is ramped up to accomodate the purchase of extra bonuses. This makes it a very hard experience for those who choose not to use money on flash games.
The last level was extremely tough, until I realized one thing. By placing two mortars on the cliff to bombard the chasm will make the creeps stop completely.
Horrendous lag, lack of even the smallest jump, enemy bullets barely visible on the light background and cards ripped from Magic the Gathering... All and all, it is still a very fun game.
There is an easy way to get the hard badge. When the first huge meteor comes, just start to juggle it on screen. You can easily control it to just hover in the center of the screen. By keeping in there, you can waste the ten minutes you need.