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Play Tentacle Wars. The Purple Menace Tentacle Wars. The Purple Menace May. 27, 2012
What the ****ing **** is up with level 10? There is no strategy on earth that will win you that battle.
Play MARDEK RPG: Chapter 2 MARDEK RPG: Chapter 2 May. 19, 2012
Fun fact: Deugan is standing and fighting in a fair approximation of the Italian style of longsword fencing.
Play Shop Empire Shop Empire Feb. 04, 2012
Lady Gogo, Paris Xilton, Justin Mieber AND Rihannon in the same day? Jesus christ, I NEED to give my security guards guns.
Play Defender's Quest (lengthy!) Demo Defender's Quest (lengthy!) Demo Feb. 03, 2012
PLEASE optimize the code, typing this alone took me five minutes just with the game running and nothing else.
Play Pirate Galaxy Pirate Galaxy Feb. 03, 2012
Gosh, doesn't work with Macs, huh? Screw you, you should've ported it before release.
Play Versus Umbra Versus Umbra Jan. 04, 2012
This game lags like hell - a five-second gap between me pressing a key and it doing something. Also, 20% of the game is pay-to-play which is bullshit, since this website is free-game centric and most people get their money through advertising. Try again, and this time don't make us pay for a service that only works because it's inherently free.
Play XenoSquad XenoSquad Oct. 31, 2011
So I've run out of ammo... and that's it? I just have to take cover until they find me and eventually kill me?
Play WarLight WarLight Oct. 12, 2011
Wow. Just wow. I've never seen a game with such a simple premise become so complicated, so quickly. Your risk-style gameplay combined with your use of a modern, accurate political map has brought to light the complexity of defending an empire. This could even become a learning tool in social studies, if one wished to prove a point. I commend you, good sir.
Play Overwatch Overwatch Sep. 21, 2011
Elaborating on my past comment: This game is mind-numbingly frustrating. On normal difficulty I could not beat the first level. The satisfaction of manufacturing a stable bottleneck isn't worth the mind-numbing and life-wrecking stress of being beaten back over and over. Basically, fix the goddamn learning curve.
Play Overwatch Overwatch Sep. 21, 2011
This would be so much fun if flame troops didn't = EVERYTHING KILLER.
Play Undress your boss Undress your boss Sep. 16, 2011
Pretty gay.
Play Dead Metal Dead Metal Sep. 10, 2011
Never mind, I got it.
Play Dead Metal Dead Metal Sep. 10, 2011
I can't interact with the mission select screen in any way, and I don't know why.
Play Faultline Faultline May. 23, 2011
*12
Play Faultline Faultline May. 23, 2011
GAH CAN'T BEAT LEVEL 11 DERP DERP.
Play Steelcurse Steelcurse Apr. 06, 2011
Grindin' grindin' grindin', Keep them grinders grindin', Grindin' grindin' grindin', DEXhide!
Play Mitoza Mitoza Mar. 01, 2011
Holy sweet mother of God, I'm glad I logged on today.
Play Desert Moon Desert Moon Dec. 12, 2010
The game's great as it is, don't listen to those asking for trenches and whatnot. Its beauty lies in its simplicity. It could use an endless waves mode, though. And that 'tactical campaign' idea someone came up with sounds like fun. Like, where you have to solve half-done battles.
Play Love Love Dec. 03, 2010
It's a good concept, but I can't help thinking that I have no reason to 'love' these squares. And getting close to someone doesn't necessarily mean getting hurt.
Play MARDEK RPG: Chapter 2 MARDEK RPG: Chapter 2 Jul. 25, 2010
You realize that an 'honourary' member of the guard would be someone who is not officially a member, but is recognized as such by unanimous vote of the lower guards? They're fully fledged, not honourary.