blah3's Comments

Game Comments
Play Bloons Monkey City Bloons Monkey City Jul. 01, 2015
You have crippled Bloonarius Level 9! You have won 6 knowledge packs! ... (zero knowledge packs awarded). This game is a great object lesson in how "not bothering to test your crappy code" ruins a game.
Play WereBox 2 WereBox 2 Jun. 24, 2015
"The goal is to kick all the red ones from the screen" - no, no it's not. Which is why the tutorial keeps failing. 1/5 for failing to write basic tutorial :)
Play Bloons Monkey City Bloons Monkey City Jun. 18, 2015
Wave 42, doing great. "Adobe Flash has crashed". Bloons loses all progress, deletes the awards I'd won. For a "requires internet access" game that's impressively novice coding.
Play A Matter of Caos: Episode 4 A Matter of Caos: Episode 4 Jun. 12, 2015
Game won't run, claims that Kongregate stole it. 1/5
Developer response from ExperaGameStudio

If you get the message that you are not on Kongregate to play, it could be a connection problem with Kongregate. Try to refresh the page and reloading the game and make sure your connection with kongregate is working! If you don’t get automatically the badges from Unity games it’s probably a problem with the unity web player, unity web player configuration or your browser configuration that maybe is blocking the communcation of the plugin with the page javascript. If you continue having problem don’t hesitate to send us a private message and we’ll try our best to solve your problem! :)

Play Obey the Game Obey the Game Jun. 09, 2015
Quickfire mode often uses the keypress from LAST mode in the NEXT mode, due to bugs in how you're reading the keyboard input. Combined with no way to restart from keyboard, in a keyboard only game = 1/5
Play 'Til Cows Tear Us Apart 'Til Cows Tear Us Apart Jun. 04, 2015
Firefox and Chrome, just get a blank gray area on midd/e of screen. Broken?
Play The Necronomicon The Necronomicon May. 07, 2015
Still needs a "run at normal speed" button. So slooooooooooow. 1/5
Play Bloons Monkey City Bloons Monkey City Apr. 20, 2015
Killed by the popup message "congratulations you have taken control of the contested territory" because it blocks you from clicking while the GUI claims the opposite. Did you guys test these things AT ALL or even THINK about your GUI before releasing it?
Play Bloons Monkey City Bloons Monkey City Apr. 13, 2015
Won the contested territory. Wasted ages doing it. Result? Server decides to ignore the outcome. But it's OK, because I can buy the game on mobile and spend $$$!
Play Bloons Monkey City Bloons Monkey City Apr. 10, 2015
New version of Occupation Rewards are HAHAHA! most stupid game design mistake ever. Opponents are 4 levels higher, have access to all the unique upgrades we are NOT ALLOWED to buy. Impossible to "capture territory". Obvious what you're trying to do ("few people bother with CT. Better make it more compulsory!") but you really didn't think this one through.
Play Decision 3 Decision 3 Apr. 07, 2015
three in the series (not counting spin offs) and the basic bugs are still unfixed. Crappy pathfinding. Broken shooting (sometimes you can shoot htrough obstacles, sometimes your teammatest block your shots but you keep firing, etc). Crappy control system still has same flaws people pointed out in first one. Game is still IMMENSELY confusing (what do I do next? I CANT BECAUSE OF SOME POINTLESS REASON YOU WONT TELL ME), and still IMMENSELY grindy (why? It just makes it less fun). 1/5
Play Road Of Fury 2 Road Of Fury 2 Jan. 18, 2015
1/5 for pausing when you move away from game. With no "speedup" mode its very very boring waiting for each run to finish.
Play Pwong 2 Pwong 2 Jan. 08, 2015
Lovely idea, ruined by terrible collision detection (Balls often go straight through the bat, trail shows it) and bad control system (lags a few frames behind mouse; detection for "mouse off screen" only works sideways not up/down (WTF?)) etc.
Play Card Hunter Card Hunter Jan. 07, 2015
Looks nice, gave up after waiting 2-3 minutes at each loading screen. Get some proper hosting. 1/5
Play Cursed Treasure 2 Cursed Treasure 2 Jan. 02, 2015
Very badly written. Freezes on every mouse click. Druid level is impossible. Please write it properly. 1/5
Play The Gate The Gate Dec. 14, 2014
"if you are using mac os, please completely quit the browser". If your devteam cant write code correctly, please accept this 1/5 rating.
Developer response from Spicyhorse

When you're writing in a 2nd language perfectly, come back and complain, until then, please accept this 0/5 star rating on your comment.

Play A Dance of Fire and Ice A Dance of Fire and Ice Dec. 03, 2014
Badly written unity code, you've got garbage collection pauses: makes games like this unplayable (die because Unity paused). Gave up. Re-write it to have zero temp objects, please!
Play The Last Door Ch.4 - Ancient Shadows The Last Door Ch.4 - Ancient Shadows Nov. 17, 2014
The click handler here is broken. Seems like you've coded it to require a long press for some reason, I have to press and hold to make anything work.
Play Besieged 2 Infinite Besieged 2 Infinite Nov. 09, 2014
Hangs at "Logging in with profile...". Why is an offline single player game loging in to anything? I can only think of scummy reasons. 1/5
Play i saw her across the world i saw her across the world Aug. 29, 2014
Control system for a puzzle game ... makes for a really crappy platformer. Float-o-vision = no control = frustrating and painful, over-shadowing any enjoyment. 1/5