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I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE You other brothers can't deny When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face YOU GET SPRUNG Wanna pull out your tough Cuz' you noticed that butt was STUFFED Deep in the jeans she's wearin' I'm hooked and I can't stop starin' Oh baby I wanna get whicha And take yo' pictcha My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got Makes "ME ME ME SO HORNY"

Age: 29
Sex: Male
Location: Dumpwater, ID
Website: http://www.blitzfire.com

Member Since: Feb. 23, 2008
Last Login: Sep. 05, 2008
Current Points: 1127
Comments: 0

Latest Achievements

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: Ultra Violet Badge (medium - 15 points); Collect 10 purple orbs during a single game in Vector Runner; Acquired Sep. 05, 2008

: Blue Runner Badge (easy - 5 points); Earn 5,000 points in Vector Runner; Acquired Sep. 05, 2008

: Master of Bows Badge (medium - 15 points); Fully upgrade each type of arrow in Epic war; Acquired Sep. 04, 2008

: Epic Drill Sergeant Badge (medium - 15 points); An army is only as strong as the training of its troops! Fully upgrade every unit type in Epic war; Acquired Sep. 04, 2008

: When Hobbits Attack Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete battle 3 in Epic war; Acquired Aug. 22, 2008

: Bloody Path to Victory Badge (easy - 5 points); Kill 20 enemies to complete the first stage in Achilles; Acquired Aug. 21, 2008

: Free Flyer Badge (medium - 15 points); Launch yourself 90 feet into the air in IndestructoTank! AE; Acquired Jul. 09, 2008

: Solo Star Badge (medium - 15 points); Max out every enemy frequency of the normal game mode in IndestructoTank! AE; Acquired Jul. 09, 2008

: Chain Champ Badge (medium - 15 points); Unlock the Chain Champ medal by getting a combo of 75 in IndestructoTank! AE; Acquired Jul. 09, 2008

: Chain Chump Badge (easy - 5 points); Unlock the Chain Chump medal by scoring a combo of 25 in IndestructoTank! AE; Acquired Jul. 09, 2008

: Forecast for Destruction Badge (medium - 15 points); Survive the meteor shower on wave 12 in Aliens Must Die : The Jupiter Wars; Acquired Jul. 02, 2008