Once upon a time, there was a poor little boy and two awesome noble kiddies. On halloween, the poor boy (now a poor man) dressed up as an evil wizard and tried to make friends with the nobles dressed as knights, but they killed him instead and then rested in a field while the poor man's tombstone masturbated or something. Not sure what the one heart means.
Have you ever thought about the differences in the way you think when playing games? In this game, some greasy man in a lab coat just came up to your fortress and asked to use an entire chunk of your community which is hardly surviving, but you obviously say "yes" without delay. If a homeless man rang your doorbell and asked to use your office for research purposes, would you say yes? However, the strange scientist that showed up at your walls eventually develops the cure for one of mankind's worst nightmares. It makes you wonder, would that homeless man give you a portal gun made out of toilet paper rolls?
Died at 130. My 8/10 personality 9/10 attractiveness wife died of cancer when I was 100. I had three kids, who I left my approximately 66k dollars to. I had incredibly high points in each stats, and everybody loved me. I had a score of 239010. My final words? "See you in Hell!"