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About me

Well shit. I haven’t been on kong in one hell of a long time now. So I go and check my profile… And remember how bad my grammar used to be. Almost got an OCD attack e_e’’. I spent like, half an hour going over that joke down there. IT’S ABOUT PANDAS. GO. READ IT.
Ahh, 7th grade memories .

Once there were 3 pandas. They were walking through a forest for some reason, when a lion stopped them. “My name is Raoul, and I will eat you if you do not go and get 10 of a certain kind of fruit. Now, do not disappoint me. Go.”

So the first panda comes back with 10 apples. “Here’s your fruit. can I go now?” “Not so fast,” says the lion. “Tell me your name, son.” “My name is Robert. Now lemme go.” “Oh, no, no, no, no, no… You must first, my friend, shove all 10 of those apples up your ass.” The panda stares at him in disbelief. “Well… If it allows me to not be eaten…” (Censored due to inappropriate content so we’ll skip this…) Pretty much, Robert got to 5 apples and gave up. He figured being eaten is way less painful. About 10 minutes later, Fred, the second panda, came around with 10 grapes. Once again the lion asked the panda for his name, and told him to shove the fruit up his ass. “oh well… They’re just grapes. It won’t be that hard.” When he got to 9, Fred started laughing and couldn’t go on. So, the lion ate him. Up in heaven, Robert said, “Damn, you got so close. Why did you stop? I had apples so…” “Oh you wouldn’t believe it,” Fred said, “I saw George coming around the corner with 10 watermelons.”

Turns out, George actually did it. He had severe emotional scarring afterwards.

SO. If you wanna know my name, ask me. If you actually recognize me in that little picture… I WILL stalk you. stalk the hell outta you.

Member Since: Dec. 07, 2009
Last Login: Dec. 25, 2011
Current Points: 1966
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Location: in my room... with my many hostages... will you be the next one? (vo_o)