chaindeath's Comments


Sentry Knight Conquest

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Aug. 07, 2015

Rating: 2

Oh good another bland topdown shooter. It's been so many years since Smash TV and Zombies Ate My Neighbours and all those games, why are we still getting games like this? There's no innovation to be found here

Legend of Kalevala

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Aug. 03, 2015

Rating: -1

I like that the first two memories you come across are in no way memories. Musing about the position you are in isn't recollecting the past yo.

Doodle God Blitz

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Jul. 17, 2015

Rating: -3

oh cool trial and error. of course water and fire make alcohol, what else would it make? this is ludicrous, easy to make, thoughtless waste of time

IndestructoTank! AE

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Jul. 16, 2015

Rating: 0

how is this worse than the original indestructo tank?

MARDEK RPG: Chapter 3

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Jun. 16, 2015

Rating: -7

"this water is so cold that it causes potent water damage to anything it touches" shouldn't it cause like cold damage or something? is this some kind of joke?

Earn to Die 2: Exodus

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Jun. 02, 2015

Rating: 1

why do different cars warrant different guns? this upgrade system is complete nonsense. as is the rest of this game recently. Nice to see more of the same

5 Differences

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Jun. 01, 2015

Rating: 14

if you're having trouble hold Q + W and tap right you can get the badge by just doing the last level

Frantic 3

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Jun. 01, 2015

Rating: -2

oh good a touhou game that feels stiffer than touhou

'Til Cows Tear Us Apart

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May. 19, 2015

Rating: 2

I saved the Bull Bile for the duel with Kasper at the end and I didn't even get to use it. I guess I just can't win

Developer response from ThePixelHunt

Well, the Bull's bile isn't supposed to be used there... ;-)


Play Qoosh

May. 15, 2015

Rating: 1

the hitboxes are a little inexact and I don't like that but otherwise this game is jammin

StormWinds: The Lost Campaigns

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May. 11, 2015

Rating: 2

why do people build these types of games? Space Invaders came out 37 years ago and all this adds is a bad UI and a lot of choice that's incredibly unbalanced and otherwise doesn't matter.

StormWinds: The Lost Campaigns

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May. 11, 2015

Rating: 157

the tutorial is godawful "are you sure you want to place another primary gun on your fortress? you won't be able to use it" oh well thanks for telling me after I already placed it. Can I get a full refund? nooooope

The Awakening RPG

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May. 07, 2015

Rating: 1

these riddles are the most contrived nonsense oh my good god

The Awakening RPG

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May. 07, 2015

Rating: 0

remedy sure didn't hope when that carrionhound poisoned me :y

Bunny Charm

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Apr. 14, 2015

Rating: 6

3rd most upvoted comment is one describing how bad the game is and yet the game has a 3.79 rating. How in the hell does this happen?

Rise of Champions

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Mar. 23, 2015

Rating: 0

why does the AI wait 20 seconds before performing a move? Beyond being crazy generic, you're actually forced to wait through the tedium for no goddamn reason

Developer response from FrozenTorch

AI takes it's move immediately... AI takeover takes 30 seconds.

NoNoSparks: Genesis

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Mar. 16, 2015

Rating: -2

how about instead of having to play a boring tutorial for a game I immediately understand, I don't? see how simple that idea is?

Break the Limits!

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Mar. 15, 2015

Rating: 1

oh wow it's like a short film but worse cause I have to constantly click to continue

ir/rational Redux

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Mar. 12, 2015

Rating: 2

what is a game by professionals doing on kongregate?

Witch Hunt

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Mar. 10, 2015

Rating: 3

Welp I clicked to start the bonus gold thing because I confused it for something else and now I can't get the achievement for beating the game. This is why you read instructions kids