chaindeath's Comments

Game Comments
Play Bunny Charm Bunny Charm Apr. 14, 2015
3rd most upvoted comment is one describing how bad the game is and yet the game has a 3.79 rating. How in the hell does this happen?
Play Rise of Champions Rise of Champions Mar. 23, 2015
why does the AI wait 20 seconds before performing a move? Beyond being crazy generic, you're actually forced to wait through the tedium for no goddamn reason
Developer response from FrozenTorch

AI takes it's move immediately... AI takeover takes 30 seconds.

Play NoNoSparks: Genesis NoNoSparks: Genesis Mar. 16, 2015
how about instead of having to play a boring tutorial for a game I immediately understand, I don't? see how simple that idea is?
Play Break the Limits! Break the Limits! Mar. 15, 2015
oh wow it's like a short film but worse cause I have to constantly click to continue
Play ir/rational Redux ir/rational Redux Mar. 12, 2015
what is a game by professionals doing on kongregate?
Play Witch Hunt Witch Hunt Mar. 10, 2015
Welp I clicked to start the bonus gold thing because I confused it for something else and now I can't get the achievement for beating the game. This is why you read instructions kids
Play My Life is Yours My Life is Yours Mar. 10, 2015
The idea of having to hold yourself under water until you drowned multiple times so that your loved one could burn them-self to death multiple times to get through some doors is horrifying
Play Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher Mar. 10, 2015
Socrates Jones seems to jump from a challenge statement to a related argument of his own that I hadn't anticipated, which doesn't do me a lot of good since I'd formed arguments against other points during some of these debates that I wasn't capable of putting forwards.
Play Protector Protector Mar. 07, 2015
not being able to retarget is such a nuisance
Play Rise of Champions Rise of Champions Mar. 04, 2015
every wheel is a wheel of luck damn it
Play Morningstar Morningstar Feb. 26, 2015
"If we can't fix the hibernation system, there's not point in taking off. That one year trip would be too boring" Too boring? You're facing life or death and it's "too boring" to get off the planet you're on? damn son, you take being entertained very seriously
Play Witch Hunt Witch Hunt Feb. 15, 2015
I'm not even sure why gold rush is an option
Developer response from kreig13

some people think the game is grindy.

Play Don't Shit Your Pants Don't Shit Your Pants Dec. 17, 2014
so if I sit on the toilet with my pants off and wait, I'll still poop in my pants? what the hell?
Play Globetrotter XL Globetrotter XL Dec. 16, 2014
the obnoxious applause feels like a punishment for doing well
Play Run 3 Run 3 Dec. 15, 2014
I was going to complain about the physics of momentum and jumping in this game but then I looked at the screen again and realized where I was
mediocre satire
Play Zombo Buster Rising Zombo Buster Rising Nov. 20, 2014
Space Invaders and Astrosmash were cool and all 35 years ago, but why are people still making games like this?
Play Inferno Legend Inferno Legend Nov. 18, 2014
there should be a hard achievement for getting through this mess of an opening scene
Play Mu Complex : Episode One Mu Complex : Episode One Nov. 14, 2014
luke 19.4 from what version of the bible, there are so many man
Play Sky Quest Sky Quest Oct. 25, 2014
oh my god and scripted events (such as a boss appearing) don't work if you pause a game during them