chaindeath's Comments

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Play 'Til Cows Tear Us Apart 'Til Cows Tear Us Apart May. 19, 2015
I saved the Bull Bile for the duel with Kasper at the end and I didn't even get to use it. I guess I just can't win
Developer response from ThePixelHunt

Well, the Bull's bile isn't supposed to be used there... ;-)

Play Qoosh Qoosh May. 15, 2015
the hitboxes are a little inexact and I don't like that but otherwise this game is jammin
Play StormWinds: The Lost Campaigns StormWinds: The Lost Campaigns May. 11, 2015
why do people build these types of games? Space Invaders came out 37 years ago and all this adds is a bad UI and a lot of choice that's incredibly unbalanced and otherwise doesn't matter.
Play StormWinds: The Lost Campaigns StormWinds: The Lost Campaigns May. 11, 2015
the tutorial is godawful "are you sure you want to place another primary gun on your fortress? you won't be able to use it" oh well thanks for telling me after I already placed it. Can I get a full refund? nooooope
Play The Awakening RPG The Awakening RPG May. 07, 2015
these riddles are the most contrived nonsense oh my good god
Play The Awakening RPG The Awakening RPG May. 07, 2015
remedy sure didn't hope when that carrionhound poisoned me :y
Play Bunny Charm Bunny Charm Apr. 14, 2015
3rd most upvoted comment is one describing how bad the game is and yet the game has a 3.79 rating. How in the hell does this happen?
Play Rise of Champions Rise of Champions Mar. 23, 2015
why does the AI wait 20 seconds before performing a move? Beyond being crazy generic, you're actually forced to wait through the tedium for no goddamn reason
Developer response from FrozenTorch

AI takes it's move immediately... AI takeover takes 30 seconds.

Play NoNoSparks: Genesis NoNoSparks: Genesis Mar. 16, 2015
how about instead of having to play a boring tutorial for a game I immediately understand, I don't? see how simple that idea is?
Play Break the Limits! Break the Limits! Mar. 15, 2015
oh wow it's like a short film but worse cause I have to constantly click to continue
Play ir/rational Redux ir/rational Redux Mar. 12, 2015
what is a game by professionals doing on kongregate?
Play Witch Hunt Witch Hunt Mar. 10, 2015
Welp I clicked to start the bonus gold thing because I confused it for something else and now I can't get the achievement for beating the game. This is why you read instructions kids
Play My Life is Yours My Life is Yours Mar. 10, 2015
The idea of having to hold yourself under water until you drowned multiple times so that your loved one could burn them-self to death multiple times to get through some doors is horrifying
Play Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher Mar. 10, 2015
Socrates Jones seems to jump from a challenge statement to a related argument of his own that I hadn't anticipated, which doesn't do me a lot of good since I'd formed arguments against other points during some of these debates that I wasn't capable of putting forwards.
Play Protector Protector Mar. 07, 2015
not being able to retarget is such a nuisance
Play Rise of Champions Rise of Champions Mar. 04, 2015
every wheel is a wheel of luck damn it
Play Morningstar Morningstar Feb. 26, 2015
"If we can't fix the hibernation system, there's not point in taking off. That one year trip would be too boring" Too boring? You're facing life or death and it's "too boring" to get off the planet you're on? damn son, you take being entertained very seriously
Play Witch Hunt Witch Hunt Feb. 15, 2015
I'm not even sure why gold rush is an option
Developer response from kreig13

some people think the game is grindy.

Play Don't Shit Your Pants Don't Shit Your Pants Dec. 17, 2014
so if I sit on the toilet with my pants off and wait, I'll still poop in my pants? what the hell?
Play Globetrotter XL Globetrotter XL Dec. 16, 2014
the obnoxious applause feels like a punishment for doing well