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About me

I’m sorry, but I can’t tell you about myself. Because maybe I’m a wanted felon. Maybe I’m actually one of the scientists studying cold fusion and I’m under lock and key from day to night. (If I was one of them though, I would probably be a super nerd and wouldn’t bother with Kong anyways) I could also be an international spy from North Korea. YOU DON’T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Member Since: Jan. 08, 2009
  • Last Login: May. 30, 2012
  • Current Points: 12521
  • Comments: 186
  • Forum posts: 4094
  • Location: San Francisco, CA
  • Age: 25
  • Sex: Male
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Games by chesshawk

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chesshawk's game contributions

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Level: YEEHAW!! in Mutilate-a-doll
Watch many ragdolls cheer for you as ...
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Level: OW MY BALLS in Mutilate-a-doll
Crossbow in the balls. Nuff said
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Screenshot: I SUCK in Shielding
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design: DUMB in Fantastic Contraption Prius Edition
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chesshawk's shouts

Play King's Bounty: Legions
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Take this Gold. You are sure to need it if you have what it takes to challenge me to a fight…

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I have reached level 20! Now I can command a larger army!

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I got a new unit – Inquisitor! Click here to collect your reward!

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chesshawk

Jun 23, 2011 3:41pm

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pokekid1997 Sep 1, 2011 10:35pm
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trevorstockwell Sep 17, 2011 9:02pm

har har har!

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Nes370 Feb 11, 2012 7:34am

i googled it

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trevorstockwell

Sep 17, 2011 9:01pm

can we be friends, too late i added you as a friend. HA BEAT THAT SOCIETY. no really i enjoy playing OW MY BALLS on mutilate-a-doll. nuff said. HA I QUOTED. BEAT THAT SOCIETY. sorry i dont want oyu to know me as the person who shouts beat that society every time he does something.

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trevorstockwell Sep 17, 2011 9:02pm

took me a while tooo type

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trevorstockwell Sep 17, 2011 9:06pm

i found you chess hawk where this quote may be familiar

I NEVER PLAYED ANY POKEMON!!!

U JELLY???
MY FAVES ARE LIKE TEH PIKECHOO, TEH JIGGELEEEPOOF, AND TEH ONE TAHT LOOKS SUGGESTIVE.

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