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Latest Activity: Played Rise of Mythos (Jul 31, 2016 12:00am)

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    Sep. 22, 2008

I write shit.
my character:
name: el-saw dagonhammer the slayer
age: unknown
info: my character is an attack helicopter with 4 miniguns not 2 and can transform into a dragon slaying dragon with 6 wings and 6 hands and 12 swords 2 in each hand hes also a vampire and can turn into a vampire werewolf fairy with 4 wings and 100 guns in his backpack which is also bigger on the inside and infinite

Want to know what the best feeling of losing weight is?
It’s not actually being in shape, or running around with your kids.
It’s after that. Once you’re taking that late night shit.
You can finally poop; you aren’t constipated anymore.
That rock hard shit that has been inside you for nearly 3 years? Gone.
Ripped right through your fucking rectal passage. Leaving a bloody mess in your toilet.
Those hemorrhoids don’t stand a god damn chance against that piece of poop.
The feeling of forcing that shit out of you and hearing the clump against the water?
God yes it turns me on just thinking about it.

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