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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying “DAMN… THAT WAS FUN”
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Drink the rest of that you know we don’t waste that stuff.”
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out
FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did
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  • Member Since: Nov. 15, 2009
  • Last Login: May. 31, 2012
  • Current Points: 2874
  • Comments: 99
  • Forum posts: 2
  • Location: the moon (the minnesotan base) ;)
  • Website: www.willmarfrc.weebly.com
  • Age: 25
  • Sex: Male
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Kill 300 zombies in Nuclear Outrun

Acquired May. 31, 2012

chrisDNA's game contributions

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Level: crusy alaskan in Kongregate Avatar Creator CONTEST
this is a first draft and final copy,...
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Castle: The Pit in Crush The Castle 2
It's a castle for beginners that help...
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Castle: The Pit in Crush The Castle 2
It`s for beginners who are just learn...

chrisDNA's awards

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Quahog Ticket
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Air Hogs Blue Sky Challenge
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F1:2011 Medal - OLD 2
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Captain America: Super Soldier
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Gather Your Allies - Planeswalker Badge Quest
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chrisDNA's shouts

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cablecar1

Mar 8, 2012 4:59pm

M*A*S*H!

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chrisDNA Mar 15, 2012 3:04pm

yes!!!!!!!!!! finaly someone gets the reference!

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pokeman1997

Aug 26, 2011 7:42pm

is it me or our descriptions are the same O_o

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chrisDNA Aug 29, 2011 12:08pm

eh, my friend from nevada made that so now all of his/my friends friends have it on our profiles.

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pokeman1997 Aug 29, 2011 3:24pm

but the troll face…

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odintooth

Nov 30, 2009 6:33pm

For a moving avatar, load a moving .gif file as your avatar. Your computer probably has a .gif animator in the program menu somewhere, or you can copy one if you find one on line.

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