NicholasA507: And the good Lord gave unto thee, great hair, but the ****ing heathens had to spray that shit
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KillerCyborg: When you hit yourself with a hammer, you learn to appreciate not hitting yourself with a hammer.
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gavin85: sadly im probably one of the only people here whos not a virgin so im pretty sure i outrank most of you
jcgasparro: humping socks and pillows don't count
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kingofsniperz: ciurleoc has the fastest hands in the wild west,and the other people have gfs...
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borinsorin69: my taste in men is short, fat, hairy guys and lots of people think they're ugly but to me... they're irresistible
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LaborPains: I trip old ladies in the grocery store
ciurleoc: Nick likes said old ladies
NicholasA507: I enjoy your perspective.
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jikaxi: As a Jew I can assure you, we are completely fictional
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AndyR26: Also it is awful that you pay for healthcare in the US. Better to move to South Sudan where there is just a pirate with a sewing machine
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BiologyMajor: all these webcam girls keep listening to bruno mars and it's nauseating
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ayaaninatl: being yelled at by my grandma
LaborPains: you tell your grandma I will kick her old ass
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LaborPains: ayy my dad got it christmas gift in the mail early
LaborPains: he said it sucks and is stupid
NicholasA507: You got him a whore?
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nySun: I already ruined a mouse playing this game
nySun: There was some serious stroking in the begining.
Meisitu: Someone say stroking ~*wriggles brows*
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sirpimpalot69: my first lay was 32 and i was 17 she was fun af
NicholasA507: Old enough to stand, she could use a hand D: oh no, why!?
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PinballMap: Thats a rolecall for y'all anyone worth a ***** Nich for his cut and jibe. clurleoc for whatever the nebulous depths of Hyades meant. As for what, we humans do not know.
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NicholasA507: Ciurleoc's girlfriend is the square root of negative 100. A solid 10, but also imaginary.
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NicholasA507: Was a performance, nonetheless.
PinballMap: So is betting on which thai chick can squirt a table tennis ball the furthest.
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Sunfyre: I studied a broad, then she slapped me.
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