colourcodedchaos' Comments

Game Comments
Play Paladog Paladog May. 17, 2012
I like the gameplay as a whole, but any game whose main lore is "Humans are filthy piles of pure evil and need to be purged to make way for the pwecious animal kingdom" makes me want to find the developer and beat them to death with a hardback copy of War And Peace. Which I fully realise doesn't help my case that humans aren't evil, but sometimes things need to be done. 3/5 for the odd bug and that ghastly antihuman bullshit lore.
Play New Star Soccer New Star Soccer Mar. 28, 2012
Yet another piss-poor iOS port that hasn't been done even remotely well. Get rid of the badges and get rid of the game.
Play Monsters' Den: Book of Dread Monsters' Den: Book of Dread Mar. 16, 2012
I got lucky with the Legendary drops, so my Ranger and Mage have Boundless Energy (100% HP & Mana refill post-battle), my Cleric has Hydraskin Cloak (50% of same), and my Rogue has Minotaur Horn (30% of same). Main level farming is a cakewalk and the only thing to give me a problem was the Pandora's Box I tried. Not doing that again in a hurry...
Play SCGMD4 SCGMD4 Feb. 11, 2012
Hmmm... slightly annoying bug in that on the loading screen it jumps to 99,999 kb and doesn't do anything. I'm using Chrome, before some bellend tells me that my browser's the problem.
Play Hands of War Tower Defense Hands of War Tower Defense Jan. 25, 2012
I rather enjoyed this. It's got the right balance of difficulty and one really has to use the champion (I play mage) and his abilities to deal with certain threats, which adds another level of strategy to the game. Also, you can use the teleport twice without the upgrade if you use it between rounds. Indeed, it's how I got the challenge medal on one of the maps. All in all, a solid TD experience! 4/5 because of the glacial start, but that's really the only flaw.
Play Magi: The Fallen World Magi: The Fallen World Apr. 29, 2011
Mage + decent-level Ice Nova + high Willpower + Legendary boss = Giant Spider Pong. Also, ridiculously high-level Firespray is also hilarious.
Play Elephant Quest Elephant Quest Apr. 14, 2011
Love the game, love the graphics, love the upgrade system... hate the insensitive controls and occasional habit of getting stuck in the scenery. Four stars.
Play Run 2 Run 2 Mar. 23, 2011
Trying to get the hard badge made me cut myself, but I succeeded. And now I will bleed to death. Goodbye, world...
Play Champions of chaos Champions of chaos Jan. 06, 2011
Love how enemy paladins can use Resurrect for no readily apparent Mana cost. This in no way breaks the game and has not made me kill a puppy.
Play Arkandian Crusade Arkandian Crusade Dec. 29, 2010
1) Read "Main-Gauche - Right hand". 2) Translate "Main-Gauche" to English 3) ??? 4) Profit.
Play Toxers Toxers Dec. 04, 2010
Kongregaaaaate? Where are my badges? Did you eat them again?
Play Gravitee Wars Gravitee Wars Nov. 15, 2010
Recent game had one of the enemy characters on 5 health. He was then promptly hit with a sniper rifle shot... and did not die. Nor did he die from the ensuing cluster bombs, darts and rockets. This... riled me a tad.
Play Globetrotter XL Globetrotter XL Oct. 15, 2010
Got the hard badge! I am officially good at guessing!
Play Epic Battle Fantasy 3 Epic Battle Fantasy 3 Sep. 04, 2010
Pretty decent all-round RPG. Not entirely sure how people can claim it doesn't contain any RPG elements, although maybe they're the sort of people who refuse to stop calling it 'Advanced Dungeons and Dragons'...
Play Heir Heir Aug. 21, 2010
Story - great. Art style - great. Controls - good layout, but the responsiveness is just horrible. Half the time the white chap just ploughs straight into the nearest obstacle, no matter how hard I jam my finger on the jump key. The other half of the time, he jumps down pits. Yay me.
Play Castlewars Castlewars Aug. 04, 2010
@Reibear: You CAN discard. Hold down Ctrl (or cmd if you're a pretentious Mac-using twerp) when selecting a card. You've been doing it wrong.
Play Tower of Greed Tower of Greed Jul. 31, 2010
I'm concerned - it doesn't seem to register the trophies I get...
Play Bubble Tanks Arenas Bubble Tanks Arenas Jul. 19, 2010
Using the leech gun and two SMGs (actually quite an effective combination) I was able to make my ship fire penises. For this, 5/5.
Play Sushi Cat The Honeymoon Sushi Cat The Honeymoon Jul. 12, 2010
Is not this cat the most adorable thing ever? Just... just D'AWWWWW!
Play DarkBase 3 - Phoenix Team DarkBase 3 - Phoenix Team May. 03, 2010
This seriously needs some badges. Good game, some slight issues with balance and shotguns. 4/5.