conkshellthegeek

The title says it all, I suppose. And now, some brief slices of madness I've encountered: -~-~-~- Zombie_Ravioli: Aft, have I ever done anything slightly mature? // hola365: Aft≠mature // Zombie_Ravioli: Just for a bit? // Afthartos: You chat correctly. // Zombie_Ravioli: We are chatting here, now. // Afthartos: Good enough. // Afthartos: We can chat better on this website. // Zombie_Ravioli: Why do you want to leave and join another chat? // Afthartos: Now get your anus over here. // Zombie_Ravioli: Does it have a mic? // hola365: Post the link again // Zombie_Ravioli: I don't have one. // Afthartos: No, it doesn't. // Afthartos: oceansanarchy.chatango.com // Zombie_Ravioli: I'm not going to by the way. // Zombie_Ravioli: How can we chat better? // hola365: go* // Afthartos: Then me and Hola will have fun without your sweaty anus. // hola365: xD // Zombie_Ravioli: It is pretty sweaty. // Zombie_Ravioli: Not sure why you know that. // conkshellthegeek: Awww, but fun with Zombie Ravioli's sweaty anus is the best kind of fun! // conkshellthegeek: :3 // Zombie_Ravioli: I might just follow you for that. -~-~-~- NuclearNukes: Also, I repent, mighty Thor // NuclearNukes: I acknowledge the lack of ice giants around! // NuclearNukes: I WANNA GO TO MINNESOTA // conkshellthegeek: No, no, no. The ice giants are in Wyoming, remember? // conkshellthegeek: There was that Senate hearing last month... // annonb: Lmao // annonb: That was Oden // annonb: Not Thor // NuclearNukes: Fuck you // annonb: Lol // NuclearNukes: Also // NuclearNukes: Minnesota, you can drive a tank in a small city // conkshellthegeek: How are we defining "small" here? // conkshellthegeek: Because, I mean, on a cosmic scale, the Earth is pretty small... // NuclearNukes: Fuck you // NuclearNukes: :) // -~-~-~ NuclearNukes: Did you guys know that jews? // conkshellthegeek: No, I didn't, actually. // -~-~-~ WilmerP: hello // nathan_t8: hi // WilmerP: hi nathan // nathan_t8: how are you? // WilmerP: good // WilmerP: you? // nathan_t8: i'm ok // Miro62: Will you two stop jerking eachother off and get to it already? // -~-~-~ sirusblt: Llamas are ugly bastards. // sirusblt: Just felt like putting that out there >-> // conkshellthegeek: What've you got against llamas? // sirusblt: Because llamas are a ripoff of alpacas. // sirusblt: And if llamas came first then alpacas are the improvement :P // conkshellthegeek: I like to think of them more as a functional reprint of alpacas, myself. // siriusblt: Eh. // -~-~-~- theSeraph: You know, you can't spell 'amusement' without 'semen' in the middle. // theSeraph: < // Angel_818: Hey // conkshellthegeek: That could easily be interpreted as sexist. Angel_818: ? // theSeraph: Quite possibly. // theSeraph: I think that she shouldn't say 'hey' quite so provocatively next time. Good catch, conk. // Angel_818: Ha. good joke // Angel_818: XD // conkshellthegeek: Well played, sir. // -~-~-~ Jet_Dry: People expect us to have reactions when room change occurs? // conkshellthegeek: Wow, I never thought of it that way before. // Jet_Dry: I do what I can. // theSeraph: And we appreciate what you do. // scarlettxfoxx: I like playing with Elmers glue // Jet_Dry: That means a lot to me, Doug. // theSeraph: Except when you do it on the carpet after about 15 beers. That was just wrong. // Jet_Dry: Lies! Twas an impostor. I only drink the hard stuff. // Jet_Dry: Like rocks. // conkshellthegeek: I thought the Elmers glue was a nice touch, myself. // -~-~-~ hola365: Are any of you people edible? // conkshellthegeek: I am. I've been seeing a doctor about it. // -~-~-~ icankillu2day: theres one thing bettter than peanut butter // FlyingAgorian: What is that. // icankillu2day: you guys // conkshellthegeek: D'awwwwww. // icankillu2day: not // conkshellthegeek: [redacted] // -~-~-~ sirusblt: I'm not giving away my secret xp // Raddok: And what were they? // Miro62: In that case, everyone hunker down, I'm pressing the button. // Miro62: *lifts glass case* // Raddok: I'm okay with hunkering upwards. // LillyWolf108: I'll hide in my secret corner // Miro62: *turns keys* // sirusblt: Aaaah Lilly's now resorting to PMing me :p // LillyWolf108: Yep. // conkshellthegeek: I disconnected the explosive after you left. You press that button, nothing happens. // Miro62: *presses red button* // kabooooooooom: ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬-▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬-▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬-▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬-▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬-▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬-▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬-▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬-▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬-▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬-▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬-▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬-▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬-▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬-▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬-▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬-▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬-▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬-▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬-▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ☢ [x9] // LillyWolf108: *facedesk* // sirusblt: Miro // Raddok: Wow. // sirusblt: Have a mute Miro :D // conkshellthegeek: oh god i lol'd // -~-~-~ Miro62: Heh, now there's a bit of irony, right before the button was pressed, conkshellthegeek said he had disarmed it and nothing would happen. XD // Raddok: But nothing happened. // sirusblt: ORLY!? // conkshellthegeek: I thought you meant the other button. // -~-~-~ Fusha: Stefan, I'm bored. // Fusha: I am so bored, I went as low as to cyber some silly guys pretending to be girls. // Fusha: Please advise. // Stefan88: Fusha, if your sexual orientation does not normally lead you to cyber with guys, I suggest doing something very manly. // Stefan88: Got any hunting knives nearby? // -~-~-~ Fusha: Stupid ISP. // Fusha: The day when I can't do anything but lie in the bed, it decides to suck. // Fusha: I am going to write a COMPLAINT. // Fusha: Would you like to read my complaint, conkface? // conkshellthegeek: Sure. // Fusha: Okay. // Fusha: "Dear ISP! Today, my Internet sucks. That's your fault! I was really looking foward to playing this game as a mummy, too! But now I can't. I hope you're happy." // Fusha: There. Do you think it's a bit heavy? // conkshellthegeek: No, I think that works. // -~-~-~ Miro62: I've been refreshing, please tell me this isn't an MlP discussion? // Pathlion: Without the community, we wouldn // Pathlion: *wouldn't have Derpy! // conkshellthegeek: It just got started, yes, Miro. // Miro62: Oh god no. // Pathlion: Sorry Miro, I'll stop. // Miro62: Oh god, I'm switching chat rooms. // conkshellthegeek: ... // conkshellthegeek: LOOK WHAT YOU DID // Pathlion: Or you could leave, that's another option. // Pathlion: Fluttershy is best pony. // -~-~-~ chaisaw: wats custard taste like? // Darxzero: ...You poor deprived soul. // ApprenticeChief: Like custard. // chaisaw: 3: // conkshellthegeek: It is shaped, sir, like itself. // ApprenticeChief: It's like snot mixed with oysters. // chaisaw: o.- // Darxzero: conk: Custard doesn't have a shape! // ApprenticeChief: It's a liquid. // conkshellthegeek: It's Shakespeare. I'm referencing Shakespeare. // mick6502: Custard is a non newtonian liquid! I think. // conkshellthegeek: Read a book, philistines. // Darxzero: Shakespeare didn't talk about custard either. // -~-~-~ silentcarrot: so if I put milk in on my cheerios, does that mean i'm raping my breakfast? // conkshellthegeek: What. // FlyingAgorian: I put chocolate chips and raisins on my cereal as well as the milk, So am I raping my breakfast three times? // conkshellthegeek: I... I'll be over there if you guys need me. // -~-~-~ Bananasaurus_Rex: Oh my god why do I feel so shitty. .__. // Lantern123: Cuz you ate shit for breakfast // conkshellthegeek: Because you touch yourself at night. // Lantern123: YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT // conkshellthegeek: I kinda like your answer better, actually. // Lantern123: :D -~-~-~ sirusblt: I'll hit you with a beer. // Lantern123: do eet // sirusblt: I will hit you, with a dead beer. // Lantern123: do eet // -~-~-~ NuclearNukes: My arm is hurting like crazy from nowhere // NuclearNukes: Anyone care to explrain? // Annonroi: blood circulation problem // Sike_Redwolf: heart attack // NuclearNukes: ... // conkshellthegeek: Zombification. // Sike_Redwolf: Blood clot // Annonroi: ^ // fuggdup: Well, there comes a time in a young mans life when he likes to "explore" alot with his hands // Annonroi: was going to say that // NuclearNukes: ._. Am I gonna die? // Annonroi: Yes Nukes // conkshellthegeek: Probably. // NuclearNukes: Funny // Sike_Redwolf: *shrugs* Id think so // fuggdup: Excecive "exploration" may lead to muscle aches // Annonroi: Everyone will die // Annonroi: Lol Fugg // conkshellthegeek: WE R GUD DOKTORS // -~-~-~ snooperassassin: Impossible... your names are here. You might not be at the PC but your names are here therefore... you're here. // conkshellthegeek: That's what I thought too, but it turns out we're all being kept on a secret facility on the moon. // snooperassassin: Astounding O.O. How do you get supplies? // conkshellthegeek: ApprenticeChief flies out to the International Space Station every so often. I think he's there now. // snooperassassin: Heh he managed to tear himself away from his own game that long? :p // conkshellthegeek: Needs of the many, I guess. // -~-~-~ conkshellthegeek: guys // conkshellthegeek: guys // conkshellthegeek: bacon pigs // conkshellthegeek: you take bacon // conkshellthegeek: and you sculpt it into a pig // conkshellthegeek: It's genius! // nitetrooper93: And then you add Frankenstein science. // conkshellthegeek: Exactly! // nitetrooper93: And let them multiply. // conkshellthegeek: Bacon crisis averted! // nitetrooper93: Just think if rabbits were made of bacon. // nitetrooper93: "Theres too much bacon!" // conkshellthegeek: "It's everywhere!" // conkshellthegeek: "What has science DOOOOONE?!" -~-~-~ catsrule871: it doesn't have a smell // catsrule871: ok bye // NuclearNukes: I know what does, but mods are in the room // conkshellthegeek: You say I'm premature. I just call it ecstasy. // NuclearNukes: Lol // NuclearNukes: Nice song quote // conkshellthegeek: Thank you. I try. // -~-~-~ marsbareater12: Coinbox Hero is the stupidest game, I've decded // marsbareater12: *decided // TurkeyPie: I love it :3 // marsbareater12: But whyyy? // TurkeyPie: Your shooting a box // TurkeyPie: With a minigun // TurkeyPie: DUHHHHHHHHHHH // marsbareater12: I'm completing it, because I've spent too long on it not to at this stage, but whyyy // conkshellthegeek: You just answered your own question. // marsbareater12: Man. // -~-~-~ FlyingAgorian: NoramIparticularlyinterestedinfarcry3 // ZMan68: Howyoualllikespacebars? // YouTube_DwaR: IHaveIt FlyingAgorian: Notverymuchsowedon'tusethem YouTube_DwaR: ItsIdeal // FlyingAgorian: Muahhahhahahahah // conkshellthegeek: Thisseemsperfectlyreasonabletome. // roselie1028: Youguyshaveastrangewayofcommunicating // FlyingAgorian: Yeswedo. // -~-~-~ ApprenticeChief: I have to shower now. // conkshellthegeek: Have fun with that. // Ihavederpes: I showered your mum // conkshellthegeek: Think of me. // ApprenticeChief: I'll be streaming the video through my webcam, if anyone wants to watch. // conkshellthegeek: I mean what? // FlyingAgorian: Shower in the blood of the banned, AC. // -~-~-~ LtGenObvious: a man hears a knock on his door and opens the door to his home and gets shot, and you think that's me? // LtGenObvious: NO! // LtGenObvious: I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS // LtGenObvious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HH9IiHMD2M // FlyingAgorian: You are a turdmongler. // FlyingAgorian: I am the one who mocks. // LtGenObvious: ... // LtGenObvious: FA, are you special? -~-~-~ Wrathion: Such bass. // Wrathion: Such badass. // Wrathion: ...Huh. // Wrathion: Badbass. // conkshellthegeek: Jimmy's been sick all week, ever since we got back from the lake. We think he caught some bad bass. // hola365: Why is candying stuff not simple :c // hola365: Conk, can I hold you responsible for murdering the chat? // conkshellthegeek: Yeah, my bad. //