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Get Off My Lawn
Feb. 12, 2012
Man:Hey did you hear a homicidal maniac lives next to us!
Woman: I heard he gave up crime for perfectionism...
Man: Ok, let's go visit him!
Dec. 26, 2011
Best badge of the day ever!
Mushroom Madness 3
Nov. 13, 2011
+ if you thought the game developer was called stolen games, I laughed so hard, then I found out it was silen.
Oct. 15, 2011
Soldiers should give a higher recruitment rate than the average citizen, as high authorities to be afraid of :)
Oct. 06, 2011
Man 1: Why did we not go higher this test than the last one?
Man 2: We didn't pick up as many gas cans in the air...
Man 1: :0
Penguin Diner 2
Aug. 03, 2011
A few strange things, when a penguin wants to order something they say HALO! Also they seem to eat the cup along with the coffee and somehow give me a plate o__0
Lol Jesus was one of my patients with rectal bleeding.
Wake Up the Box 2
Jul. 19, 2011
Well Played and the game runs smoothly. I find it most complicating yet enjoying to solve each chain-reaction.
Dragon Age Legends: Remix 01
Jul. 07, 2011
Lol he is thinking must touch shiny arrow so that why he follows ur mouse
Learn to Fly 2
Jun. 20, 2011
Scratch that a pinch above the middle
Tip: buy the adjusting angle and purchase the bobsled. then set the angle for a a pinch above the bottom. it allows you to shoot off at somewhat max speed
Jun. 13, 2011
Wait a second if im throwing a plane in different places that means a kid is walking with the paper airplane to the North Pole!. Or im just a bunch of kids finding the paper airplane with money inside of it upgrading it then throwing it.
Bars of Black and White
May. 13, 2011
Lol wonder what happens when a person uses the google scanner on their phone
Clarence's Big Chance
May. 07, 2011
Lol Clarence loses a heat for a drop of water yet when he gets shot he loses the same amount
Bla BLa POOP
Apr. 30, 2011
Crap.......... I flinched and said yes =(
Feb. 15, 2011
I am not sure why this had me down as a developer but ok...
Imperfect Balance 2
Jan. 14, 2011
LOL I was playing this game and accidentally pushed my friends computer over (bonus points :))
Nov. 28, 2010
for tick tack toe do bottom middle, upper right, lower right, then either lower left or middle right
The Classroom 2
Super Fun: While the teachers writing on the chalkboard you can stand on top of her and you can run around mad while she says take a seat.
The Classroom 3
Wow i stood next to the teacher while she looked at the nerds test while i was standing like a cm away cheating
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