cowsr2cool

i was born on a roller coaster i fell from the 200 feet place and then i hit my head was all messed up lived with cat-faces for about three years then got adopted by fish i got laughed at by my classmates of the fish school cuz i took lots of air breaks then i got caught in a fishermen’s net and I got taken to the fish and chips store luckily i was sushi and not cooked fish someone complained i wasn’t a tasty fish and also that i was human so they wrapped me up in a dog bag and threw me in the dumpster. Then i got taken to the dump and got put in a landfill then a guard dog found me used me as a chew toy for a week the owner threw me out in a cool little trash compactor i got teleported instead of burned I found myself in a cave i then went towards the darkness instead of the light and i also found a cute teddy bear i cuddled up to it but then i felt nibbling on my toes i jumped up and ran for my life not looking back but i knew that 50 bears were coming after me. Then i finally jumped off a cliff and fell into a boiling water pit i then noticed it was a hot springs but for some reason only my face felt warm so then i woke up here in my bedroom. 8)