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crapfaces

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    Yes Please
  • Location

    Cloud Rainforest Above Mordor in the Playboy mansion
  • Member Since

    Jun. 16, 2010
  • Xbox Gamertag

    xXPUREXCRAPXx

How I got my name: It was a cat. The very cat in my profile picture. Someone took a HIGH QUALITY picture of him in action. That was a special cat. You see, ever since I was a Wee Tyke I hated cats. But one day I was walking, and I walked under a ladder and a black cat jumped on my face and whispered something very important; “I haven’t had a poop, probably in six years. That’s because I’m scared of my wife.” So he shit on my face. But I had short term memory loss so I forgot I had cat shit on my face. So we became friends. He said one day at a lunch, “Faces, I think I like you more than a friend.” And he shitted on me face some more. And we married after that. And several years after he confessed something, that he was… A JESUS CAT!!! And his shit made one IMMORTAL. So we live happily in a Cloud Forest above Mordor. We have every cool thing and cool place and person ever on the cloud. And I never cleaned it off. One day he sugested I change my name to the fitting of ‘crapfaces’. So I did and we had wonderful sex for 7 days. The End.
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I am Jersey a.k.a THE OfficalCholo and I be mackin’ on dem fine bitches. I was raised in Kansas. I play CoD and GTA V My 5 favorite youtubers is. 5. LostInPlace 4. Speedyw03 3.Lui Calibre 2. Dashiegames 1.SuperEeeeeeegooo

Also I play xbox add me ;)

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/CRAPFACES

Lol I don’t do shit on twitter: https://twitter.com/JerseySilvaa

My emaills are: chunkynipples46@gmail.com & jerseygsilva@hotmail.com

My phone number: 1-800-BabyGotBack

Call me hotties ;)

lol jk

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