There's nothing more fun than a run-ending obstacle popping into view on the right of my screen when there's nothing I can do to avoid it. Stop zooming the camera in so much! Game looks good but it's a bit of an underdeveloped mess.
Ha, love it! This is the best thing you've done in ages. Really satisfying little game. Wish it was possible to mute the sound, though. Oh, and you might want to change the external website links so they open in a new window instead of the game frame.
Absolute drivel. Unresponsive controls, unnecessary and laggy animations, nonsensical setting, appalling sexist artwork, and the game doesn't even fit properly inside its own window. Playing this is like having teeth pulled.
I kinda miss all of my old tree-kicking buddies. There was this time Great Cthulhu was all *kick* and I was like *kick* and then Abraham Lincoln walked in and we were all like *hahaha punch* together. Any chance of a cast page so we can revisit old times?
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