d_swabey's Comments

Game Comments
Play Zombie Derby Zombie Derby Jan. 31, 2015
I'm rather enjoying this game! On thing that makes me genuinely sad, is that on ach track, you have to buy the new car, regardless of whether it is needed. I jumped the school bus in the buggy using max nitro, and was quite proud of that. Then the game arbitrarily stops me from progressing, for no reason. Some games reward innovative gameplay and skill, other don't. It felt a little cheated a this point, but other than that, this game is very enjoyable. Thank you guys.
Developer response from BrineMedia

Sorry for the poor balance. Fix it in the new versions of the game. Thanks you!

Play Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher Aug. 27, 2013
JESUS! This game is incredible. But... where's the tip jar gone? :S
Developer response from ChiefWakamakamu

Hmmm. Is the tip jar usually there for all other games? I must be missing something.

Play Mars Colonies Mars Colonies Jun. 20, 2013
MLP reference. Oh God...
Play Jurassic Eggs Jurassic Eggs May. 27, 2013
If you look at the dev's profile and see previous efforts, they're all clones too it seems.
Play Alien Anarchy Alien Anarchy May. 13, 2013
Also... How is my efficiency 113.2%?
Developer response from GeneralVimes

It means thay you made less shots than the kills. This happens when using the splash damage

Play Alien Anarchy Alien Anarchy May. 13, 2013
I just don't think that an alien force with super-advanced rocket launchers beating back repeated waves of humans, using the same tactics over and over is quite as "unbelievable" as the announcer would have us believe...
Play Red Ball 4 (vol.2) Red Ball 4 (vol.2) May. 12, 2013
I'm going to be controversial here, but I don't like the way these games have gone. The very first game was crazy difficult difficult in parts. This all feels dumbed down and... for kids. The puzzles are painfully easy, and I completed it mainly out of posterity. It's not challenging anymore. I guess for a younger audience, it's probably great. But for me, personally, someone who loved the challenge of the first game and the feeling of success after getting beaten over and over (that train level anyone?), this is now just too tame.
Play Anime Motocross Anime Motocross Apr. 24, 2013
Ok, initial thoughts are: This is a lot, and I mean a LOT better than I thought it was going to be. A physics bike racing game, with a cheap girly gimmick and utterly appauling mechanics. It's not. It's functional, the ride feels good, and you can {R} to restart. Lovely. The downside is that the levels are way too long, and a sligh mess up means you have to start again. I'm on level 2, and I won't be going further until it's more forgiving.
Play Doctor Acorn Doctor Acorn Apr. 23, 2013
I should like this. I really should. It has a nice, if overdone, concept, with pleasing graphics and decent mechanics. But something about being timed for 3 stars, unable to quickly go back, being pushed into the next level without knowing it's happening... I feel irritated, and it's like I can't quite put my finger on why. Oh, and when I'm a little faster with controls, the game just kills you, by not letting you cut a string or by just removing the screen so you die. I don't get that.
Play no-one has to die. no-one has to die. Apr. 22, 2013
This actually made me really nostalgic for another game... a game I played a while back, called Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective. Awesome story with short, not overly complicated game aspects. For a game to do that, it must be pretty damn good.
Play Puzzle Monsters Puzzle Monsters Apr. 03, 2013
Please, a basic function of any puzzle game: [R] to restart. You should know this...
Developer response from Edvent

Ok, keyboard shortcuts added, thank you!

Play Renegade Racing Renegade Racing Mar. 21, 2013
FINALLY! Got all awards!
Play Obliterate Everything 2 Obliterate Everything 2 Mar. 11, 2013
This is going to sound fagotty... but the AI actively has such an enormous advantage in later levels... A weapon that can remove a building that cost 1500... in 1 hit? No. Just no. I'm rage quitting, because it's not fun trying to deal with that. Sorry. Good game. But no. GG
Play Star Squadrons Star Squadrons Mar. 11, 2013
Having the same problem. Just had to quit the mission to see if reloading helps. Being unable to select multiple units is game breaking.
Play Supaplex Remake Supaplex Remake Mar. 10, 2013
Sorry, can someone just confirm for me... Am I somehow over complicating this game, or is it really as hard as it seem? I'm LOVING this... but I have a horrible feeling there's people out there who can finish a level in 20 seconds when it's taking me 15 mins (and I'm only half way through this one).
Developer response from radarek

Yes, this game is rather hard. If you are playing for the first time - don't bother to time. Believe me, there are even levels you will be solving for hours :). I'm glad you love it! UPDATE: Remember also that exit is opened after 1 star and you can then finish level. You can back later to that level and get 2 or 3 stars.

Play Epic Battle Fantasy Epic Battle Fantasy Mar. 08, 2013
Zombie Goku is sealing me every turn. I'm quitting before I flip a table. I knew there was a reason i never played this game more than once until now.
Play Epic Battle Fantasy 4 Epic Battle Fantasy 4 Mar. 06, 2013
Where can I get my hands on the music for this? :)
Play Crazy Digger Crazy Digger Feb. 24, 2013
Single worst music in a game EVER
Play Pockie Pirates Pockie Pirates Feb. 21, 2013
It says multi-player. If so, this being new Kong, money is involved. From there, we know that these art assets can't be used due to copyright infringement. If this game stays up, as a knowing facilitator, Kong will get sued into oblivion. I actually hope this is the case, as the ridiculously anti-consumer business models in so many games on here now are crippling people. Take anything by 5thPlanetGames: They get around crooked practice by saying their games are in "beta". Forever. Anyone else sick of this?
Play Storm Ops 3 Storm Ops 3 Feb. 17, 2013
I'm gonna get shouted at for being to noob, but after a while, I actually found it more annoying than a challenge. The game is hard... but almost unfairly so. A brief tutorial isn't enough to get your eye in. no chance to practice with the various weapons and work out what works best for you. It's all guesswork, and if you get it wrong, you can get wiped out in later levels. Sadly, it's only in later levels that you can afford to experiment. And finally... with spiral fletching hardwood arrows and a heavy crossbow, you have 125% accuracy, and yet there were times (purely to test the theory) where you can aim at a bowman standing still... and miss. It will pass over his head when you aim at his chest. I loved this game, but too much praise will leave a dev with no reason to improve... so I thought I better get that out. We all know what's good about it already :)