Kongregate you have totally bullshit me again. 1 hydra left out of 10 and im beating the crap out of it. The guess what, my combo meter is going up and I can hear the sound of me hitting it, but apparently there were no blue numbers and its hp bar wasnt going down. When you make a game that isnt unplayable, impossible, or downright stupid, then Id already have died of old age.
piece of crap I can't move at all without the buttons freezing! In the very first level i even shout at the hero saying "TURN THE F**K AROUND" while smashing my finger on the -> key about 5 times then i start screaming "HIT HIM YOU DUSCHEBAG!" but then while i start smashing the a button I die anyway. IF someone knows how to make the game run faster please tell me I already have the game at low quality.
wtf theres a glitch room. Somehwere in a green room is a weird glitch passage(its not a secret it really is a glitch) and if you go in you cant come out it leads to the area with cave snail but if you go down the hole with cave snail it goes to a room with paths around 1 big tree but it will say that youre in snail town.
wow some of these awards are way too funny. "deal with it you made an enemy self terminiate" and "seriously you locked me in a room filled with monsters just for that" but seriously the room with monsters is really hard to beat.