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Super Duck Punch!

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Mar. 31, 2013

Rating: -4

Kongregate you have totally bullshit me again. 1 hydra left out of 10 and im beating the crap out of it. The guess what, my combo meter is going up and I can hear the sound of me hitting it, but apparently there were no blue numbers and its hp bar wasnt going down. When you make a game that isnt unplayable, impossible, or downright stupid, then Id already have died of old age.

Super Duck Punch!

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Mar. 31, 2013

Rating: 1

You guys were right 10 hydras is impossible, thats probably because when I was about to kill them my punches werent doing anything. You might want to fix this, soon.

Moby Dick 2

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Aug. 16, 2012

Rating: 3

Flying dutchman? SHIT JUST GOT REAL 0_0

Super Adventure Pals

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Aug. 16, 2012

Rating: -11

piece of crap I can't move at all without the buttons freezing! In the very first level i even shout at the hero saying "TURN THE F**K AROUND" while smashing my finger on the -> key about 5 times then i start screaming "HIT HIM YOU DUSCHEBAG!" but then while i start smashing the a button I die anyway. IF someone knows how to make the game run faster please tell me I already have the game at low quality.

DuckLife3: Evolution

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Mar. 09, 2012

Rating: 2

Congratulations your duck has evolved into a bird duck...wait wtf

DuckLife3: Evolution

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Mar. 09, 2012

Rating: 1

Now that I think about it how are ducks supposed to fly anyway?

DuckLife3: Evolution

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Mar. 07, 2012

Rating: -1

srry I meant strength

DuckLife3: Evolution

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Mar. 07, 2012

Rating: -3

+ If you chose strenght duck first

DuckLife2: World Champion

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Mar. 07, 2012

Rating: 7

I question the part in the flying game where you get so far then you start to fly backwards and lose points.

Burrito Bison Revenge

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Mar. 05, 2012

Rating: -1

nyan cat would be proud

SCGMD4

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Feb. 05, 2012

Rating: 1

my f*cking pc sucks ass it lags so much and all the notes get moved around and screwed up.

Dude and Zombies

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Feb. 01, 2012

Rating: 0

Hey a free minigun! But i feel so guilty taking it. I guess ill just leave 6000 dollars one the ground and just take it.

Two Rooms

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Jan. 30, 2012

Rating: -23

WTF "But seriously we congratulate you on >stiching< around and beating the levels.

Burrito Bison

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Jan. 16, 2012

Rating: 4

since when are there black gummy bears? they're almost as bad as black licorice. But you still can't stomp them for some reason.

Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself)

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Jan. 16, 2012

Rating: -1

:D hey free mints X|

Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 3

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Jan. 16, 2012

Rating: 1

Yes kids playing the electric guitar for a really long time makes you a maniac with the power to levitate.

Snailiad

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Jan. 15, 2012

Rating: -3

wtf theres a glitch room. Somehwere in a green room is a weird glitch passage(its not a secret it really is a glitch) and if you go in you cant come out it leads to the area with cave snail but if you go down the hole with cave snail it goes to a room with paths around 1 big tree but it will say that youre in snail town.

Developer response from auriplane

Actually, it is a secret :-D Also, you can get back. You just haven't figured out how, yet.

Legend of Kalevala

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Jan. 15, 2012

Rating: 0

wow some of these awards are way too funny. "deal with it you made an enemy self terminiate" and "seriously you locked me in a room filled with monsters just for that" but seriously the room with monsters is really hard to beat.

Legend of Kalevala

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Jan. 15, 2012

Rating: 1

I have an idea for an update make the character be able to shoot quills in mid air it would be a big help.

My "Dear" Boss

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Jan. 13, 2012

Rating: 1

wtf if he hates him so much why get a tattoo of him?