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Play Super Duck Punch! Super Duck Punch! Mar. 31, 2013
Kongregate you have totally bullshit me again. 1 hydra left out of 10 and im beating the crap out of it. The guess what, my combo meter is going up and I can hear the sound of me hitting it, but apparently there were no blue numbers and its hp bar wasnt going down. When you make a game that isnt unplayable, impossible, or downright stupid, then Id already have died of old age.
Play Super Duck Punch! Super Duck Punch! Mar. 31, 2013
You guys were right 10 hydras is impossible, thats probably because when I was about to kill them my punches werent doing anything. You might want to fix this, soon.
Play Moby Dick 2 Moby Dick 2 Aug. 16, 2012
Flying dutchman? SHIT JUST GOT REAL 0_0
Play Super Adventure Pals Super Adventure Pals Aug. 16, 2012
piece of crap I can't move at all without the buttons freezing! In the very first level i even shout at the hero saying "TURN THE F**K AROUND" while smashing my finger on the -> key about 5 times then i start screaming "HIT HIM YOU DUSCHEBAG!" but then while i start smashing the a button I die anyway. IF someone knows how to make the game run faster please tell me I already have the game at low quality.
Play DuckLife3: Evolution DuckLife3: Evolution Mar. 09, 2012
Congratulations your duck has evolved into a bird duck...wait wtf
Play DuckLife3: Evolution DuckLife3: Evolution Mar. 09, 2012
Now that I think about it how are ducks supposed to fly anyway?
Play DuckLife3: Evolution DuckLife3: Evolution Mar. 07, 2012
srry I meant strength
Play DuckLife3: Evolution DuckLife3: Evolution Mar. 07, 2012
+ If you chose strenght duck first
Play DuckLife2: World Champion DuckLife2: World Champion Mar. 07, 2012
I question the part in the flying game where you get so far then you start to fly backwards and lose points.
Play Burrito Bison Revenge Burrito Bison Revenge Mar. 05, 2012
nyan cat would be proud
Play SCGMD4 SCGMD4 Feb. 05, 2012
my f*cking pc sucks ass it lags so much and all the notes get moved around and screwed up.
Play Dude and Zombies Dude and Zombies Feb. 01, 2012
Hey a free minigun! But i feel so guilty taking it. I guess ill just leave 6000 dollars one the ground and just take it.
Play Two Rooms Two Rooms Jan. 30, 2012
WTF "But seriously we congratulate you on >stiching< around and beating the levels.
Play Burrito Bison Burrito Bison Jan. 16, 2012
since when are there black gummy bears? they're almost as bad as black licorice. But you still can't stomp them for some reason.
Play Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself) Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself) Jan. 16, 2012
:D hey free mints X|
Play Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 3 Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 3 Jan. 16, 2012
Yes kids playing the electric guitar for a really long time makes you a maniac with the power to levitate.
Play Snailiad Snailiad Jan. 15, 2012
wtf theres a glitch room. Somehwere in a green room is a weird glitch passage(its not a secret it really is a glitch) and if you go in you cant come out it leads to the area with cave snail but if you go down the hole with cave snail it goes to a room with paths around 1 big tree but it will say that youre in snail town.
Developer response from auriplane

Actually, it is a secret :-D Also, you can get back. You just haven't figured out how, yet.

Play Legend of Kalevala Legend of Kalevala Jan. 15, 2012
wow some of these awards are way too funny. "deal with it you made an enemy self terminiate" and "seriously you locked me in a room filled with monsters just for that" but seriously the room with monsters is really hard to beat.
Play Legend of Kalevala Legend of Kalevala Jan. 15, 2012
I have an idea for an update make the character be able to shoot quills in mid air it would be a big help.
Play My "Dear" Boss My "Dear" Boss Jan. 13, 2012
wtf if he hates him so much why get a tattoo of him?