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A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why I’m not here. So leave a message.
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Drive carefully, 90% of people are accidents.
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
My mechanic told me, “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”