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Play Relive Your Life Relive Your Life Apr. 19, 2014
There's a bomb on the place! I need to defuse it! What do I do? Answer: I kneel in front of it w/ a pair of wire-cutters, sweating.... forever. Seriously the game has just frozen here. It's not completely frozen, because the animation is still going (sweat continually dripping from his face), but nothing happens when I press any keys, & there no words left onscreen telling me to do anything. I guess I found... the NON ending :/
Play Dungeon Defender Dungeon Defender Apr. 09, 2014
I'm gonna need a strategy guide to get through V on medium difficulty... anyone got one?
Play Frantic Frigates Frantic Frigates Apr. 06, 2014
How on earth do you get "Free Gold from Lachhh the Pirate"?? I recall someone commenting once that you pause the game & wait for him to appear, but I tried using like 5 different methods to "pause" & waited several minutes on each, but no Lachhh.
Play BioLabs: Outbreak! BioLabs: Outbreak! Apr. 05, 2014
The key to winning at this game is *patience.* Unlike Filler, it's not just about trapping the viruses. If you're low on antidote & there are still some virus cells bouncing around, just wait for a minute. If they rub up closely against blots of antidote for long enough, they'll die of exhaustion/exposure. You can often win levels by waiting them out.
Play Dungeon Defender Dungeon Defender Apr. 01, 2014
This game has great potiential, even though (as the top comments have pointed out) it has several flaws. But I love the music, it's so relaxing! I'm upping my rating from 3 to 4 stars just for the music. This is a good kind of game to relax to. Especially since it has a speed slider-bar so you can adjust the pace however you like. Also I believe I've played a free demo of a more advanced version of this game once, from Steam. It had Diablo II-quality graphics, and IIRC even the same name, so must be part of a series. I wish there was a sequel here on Kongregate too.
Play Feudalism II Feudalism II Mar. 25, 2014
...and according to the unbreakable laws of the universe, I earn the badge 1 minute after posting about how I couldn't earn it. :/
Play Feudalism II Feudalism II Mar. 25, 2014
Been playing for 6 hours, done tons of quests, gotten tons of level-ups, captured a couple towns.... still no easy badge. My highest damage received so far: 99. GGRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Play SCGMD4 SCGMD4 Mar. 11, 2014
I cannot get one note. The only ones I can get are the ones where I have to hold down the button. Other than that, I literally cannot get one single note right. I know I'm pressing the right buttons. I press them when the corrosponding arrow passes over the black bar in the middle of the green bar at the left. Just like in the instructions. Why isn't it working? Do I have to only press it when only when the tip of the arrow (which is on a different side for each color arrow) touches one particular edge of the black bar? Does it not count if the arrow isn't at the exact one invisible pixel it needs to be one? Or if I tap the keys to slowly, holding them down for 1/16th of a second longer than I'm supposed to? I've played guitar hero on Wii a few times, and though this game has the same concept, it has zero percent functionality. This will be one of the few "easy" badges on Kongregate that I can never ever get :( ---- tl;dr The game is broken so it sucks I can't play it!
Play The Next Floor The Next Floor Mar. 01, 2014
Whoever made beating the game give just a "Medium" badge & made it be a badge of the day, is a psychopath.
Play Berzerk Ball 2 Berzerk Ball 2 Feb. 11, 2014
I think at least 2 of the badges are broken. I'm already at team level 13, got lots of upgrades, have lots of upgrades, have launched dozens & dozens of times, but the "Geek Speed" & "Nuclear Apocalypse" badges still list my progress as 0. I just did a launch, watched my speed meter closely, saw it hit 230+ for a few moments, but still no "Geek Speed" badge credit.
Play Wake Up the Box 2 Wake Up the Box 2 Jan. 03, 2014
Mortn1711 is right! It worked!
Play Idle Mine Idle Mine Dec. 17, 2013
There should be some sort of upgrade to make the blacksmith more likely to NOT "craft a dud." At least 80% of the gems I've spent have gone to waste due to the low success rate of the smith (even after many many upgrades), and even when I'm at the point of earning trillions of dollars an hour, gems are still EXTREMELY rare.
Play The Enchanted Cave The Enchanted Cave Nov. 18, 2013
Would somebody please explain, clear & simple, how one uses magic in this game?
Play The Enchanted Cave The Enchanted Cave Nov. 15, 2013
What is this, text for ants? (Seriously, the things on the screen are so TINY that I may have to move my computer monitor so it's 4 inches from my face, just so I can see everything I'm looking at.)
Play Hedgehog Launch 2 Hedgehog Launch 2 Oct. 02, 2013
I wonder if one of the upgrades gives you a device that makes "up be up" & "down be down" etc. I couldn't play long enough to find out because I had no idea what I was doing, because I had no idea which direction I was even moving at any time! Not only is the entire concept of "up vs down" completely reversed several times in the first few seconds after you launch (and honestly... WHY???), but the only controls you start out with merely function to turn yourself repeatedly. The developer set out to make a game where the goal is to travel really far in one direction, but they totally failed and instead made a game where you spin around in circles several different ways. My advice to fellow players: unless you're a MASTER at launch games and/or can see in 4-dimentional space, don't even try this one.
Play Theme Hotel Theme Hotel Sep. 27, 2013
*UPDATE* (sorry can't delete previous comment) I was able to load my fully-built hotel, just had to start a new one & pause the game in order to see the option. (Weird.) Anyway, once you get the 5-star certification, PLAY FOR ANOTHER GAME MONTH & keep up the 5-star requirements for all of it, in order to get the last badge.
Play Theme Hotel Theme Hotel Sep. 27, 2013
GRRR! I just played a new game all the way through so I could finally get the 5-star rating (couldn't get it first time I tried). I finally got it, "won the game", then chose the option to return to menu. NO BADGE AWARDED. Apparently in order to get the badge, you have to choose "continue playing" when you earn your 5th star. Even though the game autosaves, I couldn't get back into my hotel from the main menu after that, so I have to start all over from the beginning again. *grumble*
Play Monty's Moon Monty's Moon Jun. 22, 2013
The "Flawless Flight" trophy is a cruel joke! It's scientifically impossible. Even the REAL Iron Monkey --er, Man, the genius Tony Stark himself, could not fly all that distance without hitting a single object. Why you gotta tease us with an unachievable achievement:?? If you made the goal of it to "reach the moon without hitting more than 20 objects" then it MIGHT be doable. But I can't even get higher than treetops without hitting at least 2 or 3 birds!!!
Play Level Up! Level Up! Jun. 11, 2013
This game has every reason to be rated 5 stars -- except for the part where I have to slaughtered by a a super-powerful boss EVERY NIGHT, and lose ALL my levels & such, & then have to re-do ALL of it the next day, OVER & OVER. I feel like a pig with a carrot-on-a-stick in front of me, like the whole thing is a joke & I'm the butt of it. The concept is one of the best I've seen of HUNDREDS of games on sites like Kongregate, but the nightly boss-fight TOTALLY ruins it.
Play Epic Battle Fantasy 4 Epic Battle Fantasy 4 Jun. 02, 2013
THANK YOU DIJEPERS! I back up my browser-flash-game saves regularly, and today they got erased when I ran a newly-installed anti-malware program, but when I tried to restore this game from the backup, it didn't work. Then I read your comment. I never would've guessed I have to restore the backup copy of a file from one folder into a DIFFERENT folder! I'm so glad I didn't install a malware remover YESTERDAY, or I wouldn't have seen your comment & would've given up on this game forever.