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Play Jacksmith Jacksmith Apr. 15, 2015
I am only playing this for the badge of the day. Normally, I avoid these games because they are more like work than fun. This one is a bit different though because people aren't screaming at you to "hurry up and melt that ore". I still think it's pretty funny that instead of test fitting parts you just drop them on though...
Play Experimental Shooter Experimental Shooter Apr. 15, 2015
If it weren't for the badge of the day, I would not have bothered with that last level.
Play The Ice Temple The Ice Temple Apr. 13, 2015
Well, this game certainly earned one star from me. Probably would have gotten more if it weren't a (mandatory) 2 Player game...
Play Bunny Charm Bunny Charm Apr. 13, 2015
Playing this on a laptop. Apparently you can't move the mouse cursor while you are pressing a directional key. Makes it impossible to actually find any enjoyment whatsoever. Serious failure there... Got my 50 kills for the BotD and left 1 star just for the bad experience...
Play Decision 2 Decision 2 Apr. 09, 2015
I'm trying to figure out how it can possibly take longer to reload a handgun that takes a magazine (Baretta/Desert Eagle) than it does to reload one with a cylinder without a speedloader (Colt). None of the guns in this game actually use "clips", btw.
Play Epic War 3 Epic War 3 Mar. 27, 2015
There's something to be said about a game where the only way to make it harder is to make the odds insurmountable instead of actually making the AI play smarter. You can't say that being able to regenerate hit points and use skill cards is equal to being able to instantly spawn 100 units which totally negate any type of healing and usually end up in an instant loss even if you were winning the entire battle. That and the controls for this are awful (I tell my zombies to move to a point at the front of the battlefield and my general with 2 hit points left decides to lead them - stupid).
Play Sentry Knight 2 Sentry Knight 2 Mar. 04, 2015
Is it just me, or do the ogres look like Patrick on Spongebob Squarepants???
Play Hordes and Lords Hordes and Lords Mar. 03, 2015
There's a popular comment saying that this is a lot like Total War. I have to disagree... This is a lot more reminiscent of the Warhammer games: Shadow of the Horned Rat and Dark Omen. Google them and you'll see the similarities right off the bat.
Play Multitask 2 Multitask 2 Feb. 09, 2015
This game is too close to work to be able to actually enjoy...
Play Break the Limits! Break the Limits! Jan. 22, 2015
An idle escape the room game? Seems like an oxymoron to me, but a good idea for a Ludum Dare game.
Play You Find Yourself In A Room You Find Yourself In A Room Jan. 16, 2015
This game might be fun if it took longer than 5 minutes to beat.
Play You Find Yourself In A Room You Find Yourself In A Room Jan. 16, 2015
It's a good thing my kids like these cute little Kongpanions enough to play a game that says "fnck you" to them in order to get one... The game itself is fine (even if remarkably short), but the decision to make it a badge of the day is a little on the iffy side considering the amount of kids that frequent this place.
Play Mu Complex : Episode One Mu Complex : Episode One Jan. 06, 2015
Fun way to kill half an hour. Have to agree with the earlier comment about ssh not being able to power machines on. You'd need something like a DRAC card or something (although Dell wasn't around back then). I kept typing "exit" when I was done remoting to another computer and getting an error. It shouldn't be too hard to fix that... But like I said, overall, a good game. Thanks for making it!
Play Moon Waltz Moon Waltz Oct. 14, 2014
Watched an advertisement against smoking before playing the game. Then bought a cigarette at the end of the path to get the badge. Hmmm....
Play Battle Gear Vs Humaliens 3 Battle Gear Vs Humaliens 3 Sep. 16, 2014
Geez this is awful...
Play StrikeForce Kitty StrikeForce Kitty Jul. 14, 2014
This game is bad on a couple of levels. Technically, it does have lots of bugs and does lag every browser I have after playing ac few rounds. Also, I got stuck where I was running out of stamina and had to hope for a key to get new equipment. If it weren't for the badge reminding me that I should level up my kitties, then I never would have known that I could...
Play The Valley Rule The Valley Rule Jul. 11, 2014
This was fun until the last piece... Sorry, but pixel perfect jumping with double jumps that simply don't always work gets one star. Back in 1993, this might have worked, but not now...
Play Dangerous adventure Dangerous adventure Jun. 20, 2014
Aside from the memory leak that eventually slows everything down (just close and reopen your browser, folks), it was pretty good. The lack of any type of ending whatsoever when you beat the last battle and click on the exit door (not even a "game over") was pretty disappointing though. Overall, it was a good time waster.
Play Pike Club 2 Pike Club 2 Jan. 17, 2013
On the card select screen, it says "Welcome to our etc... Your main goal is:", but it doesn't say anything after that. It would be nice to know how much I still "owed". I find it a bit distracting to only be able to do that while matching tiles.
Play Take a Walk Take a Walk Jan. 15, 2013
Little known fact: Birds hate backmasked music, but alpacas and giraffes don't mind it at all.