deli_conker's Comments


This is the Only Level TOO

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Dec. 01, 2015

Rating: -2

The lack of imagination that went into creating this game boggles the mind.

Dibbles: For The Greater Good

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Aug. 31, 2015

Rating: 4

And by Dibbles, you really mean Lemmings, right?

Papa's Pancakeria

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Aug. 25, 2015

Rating: 1

The points on these games are way off. There is simply no return on investment. As such, easy badge should be worth no less than 1000 points.

Obey the Game

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Jun. 08, 2015

Rating: -5

Oh yeah! Button mashing!!! Goes against every known precept of good game design... Seriously. Google it. Almost as bad as the good ol' Quick Time Event.

Mission in Space : the lost colony

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Jun. 08, 2015

Rating: 4

I've seen some comparisons to X-Com, but this is a lot more like Space-Hulk than anything else. Good game!

Obey the Game

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Jun. 08, 2015

Rating: -9

Completely NOT worth the badge. Clicked on the game and quickly remembered why I had already given it one star...

'Til Cows Tear Us Apart

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May. 27, 2015

Rating: 4

Some of the earlier comments mentioned some depth to the story line... I've played through it a few times now, and at best it has the depth of a teen novel. I'm sure my teenage son would enjoy this, but I have a grown up appetite. Good effort though...

Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2

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May. 10, 2015

Rating: 2

So by having a keyboard that for whatever reason, cannot send an up cursor at the same time it sends a down cursor, I am unable to get higher than a bronze on certain songs. Maybe this is a fun game... I'll never know...

Epic War 3

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May. 08, 2015

Rating: 2

Why don't I get a revenge wave? Total BS.

Papa's Freezeria

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Apr. 30, 2015

Rating: 5

So. Much. Like. Work. I can't believe this is part of a quest... Kongregate hates me... Seriously though, who goes into an ice cream shop and customizes their order to this extent (let alone to any extent)?


Play Jacksmith

Apr. 15, 2015

Rating: 13

I am only playing this for the badge of the day. Normally, I avoid these games because they are more like work than fun. This one is a bit different though because people aren't screaming at you to "hurry up and melt that ore". I still think it's pretty funny that instead of test fitting parts you just drop them on though...

Experimental Shooter

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Apr. 15, 2015

Rating: 0

If it weren't for the badge of the day, I would not have bothered with that last level.

The Ice Temple

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Apr. 13, 2015

Rating: 5

Well, this game certainly earned one star from me. Probably would have gotten more if it weren't a (mandatory) 2 Player game...

Bunny Charm

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Apr. 13, 2015

Rating: 3

Playing this on a laptop. Apparently you can't move the mouse cursor while you are pressing a directional key. Makes it impossible to actually find any enjoyment whatsoever. Serious failure there... Got my 50 kills for the BotD and left 1 star just for the bad experience...

Decision 2

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Apr. 09, 2015

Rating: 15

I'm trying to figure out how it can possibly take longer to reload a handgun that takes a magazine (Baretta/Desert Eagle) than it does to reload one with a cylinder without a speedloader (Colt). None of the guns in this game actually use "clips", btw.

Epic War 3

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Mar. 27, 2015

Rating: -1

There's something to be said about a game where the only way to make it harder is to make the odds insurmountable instead of actually making the AI play smarter. You can't say that being able to regenerate hit points and use skill cards is equal to being able to instantly spawn 100 units which totally negate any type of healing and usually end up in an instant loss even if you were winning the entire battle. That and the controls for this are awful (I tell my zombies to move to a point at the front of the battlefield and my general with 2 hit points left decides to lead them - stupid).

Sentry Knight 2

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Mar. 04, 2015

Rating: 3

Is it just me, or do the ogres look like Patrick on Spongebob Squarepants???

Hordes and Lords

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Mar. 03, 2015

Rating: 3

There's a popular comment saying that this is a lot like Total War. I have to disagree... This is a lot more reminiscent of the Warhammer games: Shadow of the Horned Rat and Dark Omen. Google them and you'll see the similarities right off the bat.

Multitask 2

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Feb. 09, 2015

Rating: 8

This game is too close to work to be able to actually enjoy...

Break the Limits!

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Jan. 22, 2015

Rating: 0

An idle escape the room game? Seems like an oxymoron to me, but a good idea for a Ludum Dare game.