Expose no lead on this battle field or nuclear power will lay waste to you
My name is Kernel Jaques also you can call me jackass….I work for the royal shitty army……wait no…can i start over?yes?okay……
My name is Colonel john wessinger
Dont call me Jaques cause it sounds like jackass and dont call me SIR cause i aint no .Fuc.kin SIR!Im Colonel john wessinger and dont say i cant bloody spell colonel OR ELSE!!!!…….anyway my story is this first i go to school then i kill a man then i kill myself(untrue) then i go back in time to not kill that man but he was such an ass so i hired a hitman to kill him then i became a jaques cause i was adopted by the jaques fmily(JACKASS) so dont be a jackass ALRIGHT!?