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strawberry-lollipops: Do you have firefox installed
frozenpandaman: i believe the proper quesiton would be
'do you know what a firefox is'?
strawberry-lollipops: Do YOU know what it is? i do.
frozenpandaman: err, know what it is? not really. is it a pokemon?
strawberry-lollipops: LMFAO.
----------------- B4UisME: What does IDK mean?
krazy3: i don't know
B4UisME: =/
B4UisME: is there anyone here that does?
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** God has left [connection closed]
Shtickelgrab: God has left us.
** God has joined
duststorm10: Second coming. O.O
------------vastblue: what do you call a man with blue balls?
Spartan-450: blue ball bob
wwelkrulez: papa smurf?
vastblue: ROFL
--------------DJStrife: Apparently you can't sell body parts on craigslist.
TheBluePlanet: says who?
DJStrife: Says the disclaimer on the site.
TheBluePlanet: weak :<
DJStrife: Its too bad. I just don't know what to do with all this hot ass.
--------------sentrixx: my new year's resolution
sentrixx: it's 1280x1024
--------------dbuhos: I think bras are pain in the ass.
demonhawk30: i think your wearing it wrong
----------------can-i-haz-cookie: There's a dog hair in my tea, and I want to know how it got there.
Youilia: I'm not a doctor.
Youilia: But it probably came off a dog.
-----------TheRevolutionX: maybe you should look into makeup too
TheRevolutionX: its like photoshop, but on your face
----------frozenbyte1: does anyone have any idea how much it would cost to install new windows?
frozenbyte1: the value i calculated is about $20,000 and I have no idea if this is even the right ballpark
TastyOne: Get Linux?
vastblue: ...i think he means real windows
-----------opioid: I CAN'T OPEN MY DAMN SALSA
opioid: owee
opioid: owww.
opioid: its really ****ing stuck too
and my joints are so bad
this is when i hate that the most
opening shit.
RoadKillArtis: hot water...run hot water over the lid
* opioid tries that
opioid: it required the hot water, one of those rubber things, a towel, a loud grunt, and dropping to my knees in the kitchen.
RoadKillArtis: you know, you just described my last sexual experience.
opioid: roflmao
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If you are reading this sentence, you now have HEADCANCERAIDS. You are now forced to put this in your profile.
-Damn you XxJuDaSxX
Role-play profile =========== Name: Hawk Class: Thief Race: Human Gold: 10 Level 1 (15/50 Experience) Statistics ----------- Power:1 Finesse: 2 Intellect: 0 Equipment Main hand: Cestus - (http://www.shadowsofmo.com/ShadowNBlades/Images/District/Daggergauntlet.png) Off hand: Double Knife (http://www.selfdefence.com/new_knives/images/sz210609.jpg) - - Head: - - Chest: Hard Leather Abdomen plate Hands: - - Legs: Cloth leggings Skills ------ Spider -- Can climb onto any surface. Horizontal and vertical. Original Glory Archaic Role-play profile
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