dfcrackhead's Comments

Game Comments
Play Coaster Racer Coaster Racer Sep. 20, 2011
I'm only on level 2, so I just wanna say, if it's impossible to get Fabio'd(hit in the face with a goose) I will be disappoint.
Play Valthirian Arc Valthirian Arc May. 06, 2011
Wow, definitely not what I thought it would be when I read the description. I was actually expecting and hoping for a game where you ran and maintained a school. As it got bigger you got more students and needed more teachers and would lose if your school became too expensive to run or the collective GPA dropped to low... I am disappoint.
Play Epic Combo! Epic Combo! May. 02, 2011
I decided to create my own achievement. To see how far I could get, by causing minimal harm to the turtles. Meaning, only the hammer, opening valves and bounce pads allowed. It's a pretty slow build, but I accidentally hit an infinite loop and I'm at about 2000 for my combo already
Play Vampire Physics Vampire Physics Apr. 29, 2011
Rival vampires should sparkle
Play Flood Runner 3 Flood Runner 3 Apr. 27, 2011
Wow, I got all the badges in one run, thats a new personal best right there.
Play Hangman - Save Jimmy Hangman - Save Jimmy Apr. 24, 2011
The shorter the word, the harder it is, also I almost thought the reason for the hanging thing was like he was a serious grammar nazi and would commit suicide if you couldn't spell shit lol
Play Toss Up Toss Up Mar. 26, 2011
Not bad, got almost 1300 points. I agree theres not enough to it though, 3 playthroughs and you're done, theres no reason to keep playing. Add some more and you may have a really good game on your hands
Play Tentacle Wars. The Purple Menace Tentacle Wars. The Purple Menace Mar. 23, 2011
My high score was 404, so I submitted it under the name "Error Page Not Found"
Play Watermelon Bomb Watermelon Bomb Feb. 23, 2011
19 days on my first try... You should be able to have a sandbox mode that goes on forever because I really wanted to keep playing
Play Score Maximum Score Maximum Feb. 12, 2011
I'm now more confused as to how to play Cricket than ever before....
Play PainSimulator PainSimulator Feb. 11, 2011
This is obviously a test game(I hope), at least he's doing something with Unity, I've gotten some tutorials and stuff, but haven't actually done anything with it. So good job with that. That being said, this is a game site, not a dev site, don't upload your test just because you get paid for the few clicks it will get, put some effort in and try and make it a little fun.
Play Flash Snake Flash Snake Feb. 11, 2011
The mute button resets when you start over so it doesn't stay silent and if you press left to start I auto-died, and then after like 4 plays the game just black-screened when I tried to preemptively re-mute the music. Nice try though, I like that it's got something different from every other "New and improved" snake game that gets uploaded here everyday, it's just lacking polish and testing and it shows.
Play Lazris the Bunny Lazris the Bunny Feb. 01, 2011
Its..... Interesting. It's a very short game and I wonder if Kong will allow this simulated bunny sex... I eagerly await seeing how others enjoy this game.
Play No Time To Explain No Time To Explain Jan. 26, 2011
On a sadder note, this game tends to lag a little for me near the end making him hard to control.
Play No Time To Explain No Time To Explain Jan. 26, 2011
MY INSIDES AND MY OUTSIDES ARE IN PAIN FROM ENJOYING THIS GAME!!!!
Play Farm of Souls Farm of Souls Jan. 23, 2011
needs a fast forward button... they live to long and I hate waiting... maybe add a "smite these hoes" power to just kill them all at once when we get bored.
Play Test car :Test Drive Test car :Test Drive Jan. 21, 2011
Looks nice, but the sound is terrible and the controls aren't much better, all in all, pretty decent for a first try.
Play Kart On Kart On Jan. 18, 2011
I wish that you didn't respawn the cart if we decide to cheat and cut through the grass, I'm not advocating cheating, but when you're dead last, it can't hurt ya know?
Play MineKart MineKart Jan. 17, 2011
Alright! I got the diamond medal without cheating! 8 seconds flat
Play Robot Zero: Return to home Robot Zero: Return to home Jan. 09, 2011
Turning around makes you move waaay too much and the graphics are bad, but I must admit, the level design for the last level was pretty cool, good job