dfcrackhead's Comments


Coaster Racer

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Sep. 20, 2011

Rating: 2

I'm only on level 2, so I just wanna say, if it's impossible to get Fabio'd(hit in the face with a goose) I will be disappoint.

Valthirian Arc

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May. 06, 2011

Rating: 3

Wow, definitely not what I thought it would be when I read the description. I was actually expecting and hoping for a game where you ran and maintained a school. As it got bigger you got more students and needed more teachers and would lose if your school became too expensive to run or the collective GPA dropped to low... I am disappoint.

Epic Combo!

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May. 02, 2011

Rating: 2

I decided to create my own achievement. To see how far I could get, by causing minimal harm to the turtles. Meaning, only the hammer, opening valves and bounce pads allowed. It's a pretty slow build, but I accidentally hit an infinite loop and I'm at about 2000 for my combo already

Vampire Physics

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Apr. 29, 2011

Rating: 3

Rival vampires should sparkle

Flood Runner 3

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Apr. 27, 2011

Rating: 3

Wow, I got all the badges in one run, thats a new personal best right there.

Hangman - Save Jimmy

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Apr. 24, 2011

Rating: 4

The shorter the word, the harder it is, also I almost thought the reason for the hanging thing was like he was a serious grammar nazi and would commit suicide if you couldn't spell shit lol

Toss Up

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Mar. 26, 2011

Rating: 0

Not bad, got almost 1300 points. I agree theres not enough to it though, 3 playthroughs and you're done, theres no reason to keep playing. Add some more and you may have a really good game on your hands

Tentacle Wars. The Purple Menace

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Mar. 23, 2011

Rating: 8

My high score was 404, so I submitted it under the name "Error Page Not Found"

Watermelon Bomb

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Feb. 23, 2011

Rating: 438

19 days on my first try... You should be able to have a sandbox mode that goes on forever because I really wanted to keep playing

Score Maximum

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Feb. 12, 2011

Rating: 2

I'm now more confused as to how to play Cricket than ever before....


Play PainSimulator

Feb. 11, 2011

Rating: 3

This is obviously a test game(I hope), at least he's doing something with Unity, I've gotten some tutorials and stuff, but haven't actually done anything with it. So good job with that. That being said, this is a game site, not a dev site, don't upload your test just because you get paid for the few clicks it will get, put some effort in and try and make it a little fun.

Flash Snake

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Feb. 11, 2011

Rating: 1

The mute button resets when you start over so it doesn't stay silent and if you press left to start I auto-died, and then after like 4 plays the game just black-screened when I tried to preemptively re-mute the music. Nice try though, I like that it's got something different from every other "New and improved" snake game that gets uploaded here everyday, it's just lacking polish and testing and it shows.

Lazris the Bunny

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Feb. 01, 2011

Rating: 0

Its..... Interesting. It's a very short game and I wonder if Kong will allow this simulated bunny sex... I eagerly await seeing how others enjoy this game.

No Time To Explain

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Jan. 26, 2011

Rating: 4

On a sadder note, this game tends to lag a little for me near the end making him hard to control.

No Time To Explain

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Jan. 26, 2011

Rating: 5


Farm of Souls

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Jan. 23, 2011

Rating: 5

needs a fast forward button... they live to long and I hate waiting... maybe add a "smite these hoes" power to just kill them all at once when we get bored.

Test car :Test Drive

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Jan. 21, 2011

Rating: 0

Looks nice, but the sound is terrible and the controls aren't much better, all in all, pretty decent for a first try.

Kart On

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Jan. 18, 2011

Rating: 0

I wish that you didn't respawn the cart if we decide to cheat and cut through the grass, I'm not advocating cheating, but when you're dead last, it can't hurt ya know?


Play MineKart

Jan. 17, 2011

Rating: 7

Alright! I got the diamond medal without cheating! 8 seconds flat

Robot Zero: Return to home

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Jan. 09, 2011

Rating: 5

Turning around makes you move waaay too much and the graphics are bad, but I must admit, the level design for the last level was pretty cool, good job