I’ve been kinda down lately, there is a girl i have in mind, i doubt she considers me anything more than a friend, sadly.
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dinodude43: i can see that being like a underwear company’s commercial an actor dramatically looks at the camera and flips her hair wildly before quickly saying DO YOU BELIEVE IN THONGS?
and then a dude in the background off camera says “No, I don’t. I did once, but ever since the accident…”
and then the cameraman says “NO ONE GIVES A BLEEP RONALD”
the camera is pushed over on to the ground as a man with his pants down starts furiously sprinting towards the camera man whilst touching himself
distressed cries and punching noises can be heard RONALD NOOOOO
blood from the cameraman paints the ground and the actress can be seen trying to save the commercial, SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT ERM BELIEVE IN THONGS?
*the man touching himself turns toward the actress KAREN, YOU WANNA FIGHT YOU BITCH?!
NO RONALD PLEASE
ronald is beating the shit out of karen the actress now with one hand whilst pleasuring himself with the other one DO YOU BELIEVE IN THONGS KAREN? DO YA? HUH? HUH? HUHHHH?!
the actress is now dead, her blood splattered all over the camera ronald can be seen pulling his pants up
ronald looks over to the camera and says i dont believe in thongs, SO BUY OUR WOMEN’S UNDERWEAR, IF IT GOES UP YOUR BUTT WE WILL PICK IT OUT FOR YOU AND YOU WILL BE GIVEN A FULL REFUND. SEE IM WEARING SOME NOW ronald pulls the panties forward…
they bunch up in the back and ronald starts furiously sprinting towards a cameraman in the background YOU HEARD ME PHILLIP, COME BACK HERE YOU ****
Imagine an off brand butter commercial that goes like this a man can be seen buttering his toast in the early morning while wearing a suit and tie whilst his wife is washing dishes in the background
the man takes a bite of the toast mmmm honey what is this butter?
his wife turns around and responds take a guess darling!
the husband has an annoyed look on his face darling you know i hate guessing the wife says oh dadd- OH HONEY YEAH HONEY please guess
the husband swallows loudly erm, is it the expensive bleep DID YOU WASTE MY STRIPPER MONEY ON BLEEPING BUTTER? YOU DUMB WHORE!!!!!! the wife rns for the door HONEY PLEASE IM SORRY I WANTED TO MAKE YOU HAPPY
YEAH YOU DID A ****ING GREAT JOB OF IT
the man grabs his wife and starts shouting at her I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE AND SEND THE REMAINS TO YOUR MOTHER
as the two are fighting in the background a man in overalls and a red plaid shirt comes in to the room and says “see what happens when you buy expensive butter?” slapping noises an be heard
“You start beating your wife and then you go to jail for life with no parole.” “that means that you cant go to the strip club and be sexually aroused for the first time since you married your wife”
“So, in summary, dont buy expensive butter, buy I CANT BELIEVE IT HAS NO NATURAL INGREDIENTS AT ALL IN ITactually this tastes pretty shitty i would rather be in jail BRAND BUTTER”
police sirens can be heard outside the house
the husband holds a gun to his wife’s head I WILL BLOW HER BRAINS OUT JUST WATCH ME, IT WILL BE THE FIRST TIME SINCE OUR HONEYMOON THAT ANYTHING HAS EVER BEEN BLOWN IN THIS MARRIAGE
the scene fades to black and a gunshot can be heard whisper dont buy expensive butter
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