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Here's me, in a nutshell: Owner of what awesome blog as of july 6: Ackk.wordpress.com, baby! name: doctormarmalade for short: call me doc Favorite quote concerning self: "Darwin: Although he isn't a real doctor, take one taste and youll wish he was." favorite color: im gonna have to go with orange philosophy: no regrets, random acts of kindness, and all that jazz What is your flavor: O__o Stop asking. And it may or may not be orange. the glass, half empty or half full?:the glass, to me, does not exist. the real question is am i an optimist or am i a pessimistQUESTION DODGED! coffee or espresso: espresso, i am rather fancy favorite band: jimi hendrix expirence or david bowie favorite habit: i always answer questions with more questions. or do i? my soul: smells of fresh key limes too much info: do you know enough about me? ============================ This is a little joke section. I made all these up. 1) you know that a sit-com has lost its thunder when even the side characters that no one likes come out of the closet. 2) In baseball, throw the enemy team's home run ball back. Furthermore, aim for their base coaches. 3) Donut holes are a great invention. Right now im working on bagel holes. Maybe i should just get some really stale donut holes. 4) ackk.wordpress.com is awesome. This is not a joke. 5) I'm allergic to fire. It burns me. 6) if you think of the word phoenix down when you are invited to a funeral, you are a sick, sick bastard 7) go look up the word epitaph. Tell me if your's would want for it to include lolcode 8) We are always talking about government corruption. But really, can you honestly tell me that your mailmen, government workers, could you any harm? 9) I was on a website when i heard an ad go "Click here for TWO ipod nanos!" and i got to thinkin "If they didnt convince me with one, Why the hell would two work?" 10)When I was a wee lad, I would play soccer. My father, after the games, would bring us oranges. we had game everyday. THe oranges soon got bland. That is, until, one day our father made a mistake and bought tangerines. We were happy on that day. 11) I sometimes carry a coleman grill on a necklace, so I can run up to people and yell "YO! GET OUTTA OF MAH GRILL!" 12) Learn from your mistakes. Stop trying to make less than symbols. I didn't work then, and it won't now. Cry me a river. 13) REST IS FOR THE WEAK! Napping is for the sleepy! 14) FACT: 82% of all youtube's suggested videos involve the title "guy hit by [noun]" or "Guy hit in nuts with [Noun]" also, but to lesser quantities, "Guy hit in nuts by two [plural form of noun] Now for the feats... 300 fans acheived! Author for ackk! Respected forum guy! Many more.. Heres a breakdown of my friends list: Deadstick- The near retired cop, who often says the generic "I am gettin too old for this..." valkyrie- Team leader at command the base... she usually is the side character that mainly exists just to get you through the tutorial, then convienently disappears. Thalarion- the spunky teen! Often shouts " go get em team!" Fabricant- The typical anime character. He attacks with his toaster-hadouken venzael- The swift one, but often runs around the battlefield referencing movies you have never heard of. McCoyEVP- The comic relief guy. Usually is the first to go in a battle. Milskidasith- The JRPG character with spiky hair introverted, but not emo. Fans will make bets about the exact time he becomes the latter. Ether_shadow- another spunky anime character, except he has an oversized sword. Sakuya- the mysterious lady that, when she joins your crew, slowly becomes the new comic relief. Or she gets to be the narrarator... bubblesoap1- The angsty teenager, but also has anime hair. 'Cept it is bright orange. Bane-Um... Zelda_lover- the comic-deep voice guy.... thats about it. Itbenickyo- The energetic computer whiz... with anime hair. Nadroj09- the casual, low pressure soldier, with spiky anime hair... why do all my friends have anime hair? Physcomonkey- The kid with a crippling addiction to sarcasm.. with spiky anime super-jewfro hair. Goeagles94- He is that one guy with the spiky blue jewfro with the arrows... You remember him, right? He was from the party....yeah... SirKoolAid- The comical japanese gameshow announcer. He talks supa supa fast. alcibiades- Hes like a comical gameshow announcer, but he reports on mexican soccer(Fuuuutbooool!) games. Also has spiky PINK anime hair. GenX- THe narrator of the story... who talks like a pirate. (To be added to. If you arent on here, and you are one of my good friends, ask me politely)

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