doggonehotdog's profile

Member Since: Jan. 04, 2009
Last Login: Dec. 29, 2010
Current Points: 4412
Comments: 1
Forum posts: 0
Location: Texas

About me

The first thing people notice about me is I’m pretty quiet. Once I get to know people better, that’s when you can’t shut me up. The 2nd – 15th thing people notice about me is I have VERY dry sense of humor and 99.99999 % o f the time I am sarcastic. The left over percentage is dedicated to sheer fits of odd ball humor and kids jokes, which is how I got me Profile name. It’s actually a combination of two corny jokes I liked to tell kids – “What did the Indian say when the dog fell off the cliff”? and “What did the Indian say when the dog fell in the fire”? Corny yes! Can I make a kid laugh? Well, that depends….

A bit more about me, you ask? Ok. I reside in the state of Texas however I am not originally from here. Born in California with pit stops in Colorado, Nebraska and North Dakota before I even hit my teens. Enlisted in USN a long time ago, in a place far, far away…Been stationed in Florida, California, Virginia, Tennessee, Australia and the aforementioned – Texas. That took up a 24 years of my life and was lucky enough to be offered the exact same job I had when I retired, so I am not complaining one bit! I like chatter in the rooms and so far seems like I have run into a few good peeps here in Kong. The quickest way for me to mute you (I learned this on the first day) is to come into the room and be an A double S. I’m sure I can still cuss like a Sailor but I chose not to and would rather not be in a room listening to someone act immature, bad day or not. That about sums up me. Thanks for taking the time to read this file and let me know what you think!