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About me

I am Glue. I have been on Kong for about three years now. I am a regular in UTM.
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“It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Life.” -Terry Pratchett

“An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.” -Terry Pratchett

“Grammar is very important, it’s the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.” – Glue

  • Member Since: May. 28, 2009
  • Last Login: May. 31, 2012
  • Current Points: 13887
  • Comments: 2
  • Forum posts: 0
  • Age: 18
  • Sex: God
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Road Scholar (completed)
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To the Victor Goes the Paradox (completed)
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Class Act (completed)
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Automaton Emancipation (completed)
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Master of One (completed)
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Robocide (completed)
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Formulaic (completed)
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Who's the Boss? (completed)
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Two out of Ten Ain't Bad (completed)
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That's No Moon (completed)
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Pond Jumper (completed)
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Atomic Clock Stopper (completed)
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No Refrigerator Required (completed)
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Road Re-kill (completed)
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Growth Spurt (completed)
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It's Good to Have Land (completed)
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Coffer Stuffer (completed)
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Johnny Upgraded (completed)
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This Ore That (completed)
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Coal Miner's Robot (completed)
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Road Scholar (completed)
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Road Scholar Badge (medium - 15 points)

Complete 5 unique maps in Protector

Acquired May. 30, 2012

donteatglue1's game contributions

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User Level: Space in Lateral - The Word Association Game
Some simple things related to space.
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User Level: Kongregate. in Lateral - The Word Association Game
Based of Kongregate. Good luck!

donteatglue1's awards

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Halloween 2011 Challenge
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Walk Like A Pirate Quest

donteatglue1's shouts

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TrueSilver

Nov 1, 2011 9:55pm

I see you friendin’ all over my page

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donteatglue1 Nov 2, 2011 5:47pm

Huh?

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TrueSilver Nov 17, 2011 7:16pm

The friend request.

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FishesWithKeys Apr 5, 2012 11:52am

She wants your nipples, True.

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FishesWithKeys

Oct 26, 2011 7:53pm

Glueueueue.

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FishesWithKeys

Oct 22, 2011 4:10pm

Gluuuuuuuuuue! I miss youuuuuu. :I

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oOTrentOo

Aug 7, 2011 9:26pm

P.I.M.P.

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Zace

Jul 15, 2011 9:50pm

“So you see there wasn’t much

There were just gallons

of such and such

But now that all is said and done

I still know that you were the one

I watched you from far away

I followed you to the park one day

You watched the humans oh so dear

And you called them all so queer

When I followed you home that night

I had somewhat of an internal fi…

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Zace Jul 15, 2011 11:58pm

[Your heart will be mine to keep*] [Original version.]

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