donteatglue1

I am Glue and I am in a constant and unnecessary state of existence.
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“It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Life.” -Terry Pratchett

“An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.” -Terry Pratchett

“Grammar is very important, it’s the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.” – Glue

“Being funny is just a side effect of being me.” – Glue

“My entire life is just a test to see if I will commit suicide or homicide first.” -unknown

Mock the deserving, but eat the rude