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Play Clout: The Game Clout: The Game Aug. 09, 2014
Hi Delosford!
Developer response from delosford

Hello

Play Clout: The Game Clout: The Game Aug. 08, 2014
Session key authentication failure. Please reload the page. But sad... my parties win bill needed filibustered....
Developer response from delosford

Things happen on the internet. Sorry.

Play Soccer Physics Soccer Physics Aug. 05, 2014
Welcome to the global ninja soccer tournament. As you can see, everything is allowed! You can tackle your opponents, body slam them, even stand on your teammates head! It's even legal to jump over the net and perform a handstand! Above all else, have fun, and CRUSH YOUR OPPONENTS SOULS!
Play Soccer Physics Soccer Physics Aug. 04, 2014
Go team! Flip over that goal! Body slam your teammate! Tackle your enemy! SCORE!
Play Jacob and the Magic Piano Jacob and the Magic Piano Aug. 04, 2014
So... I found the perfect song by randomly clicking. EPIC GAME!
Play Clout: The Game Clout: The Game Aug. 03, 2014
Correction, TAKE THAT, PURPLE!
Developer response from delosford

clearly a winnar is you

Play Clout: The Game Clout: The Game Aug. 03, 2014
MY "ACCIDENTAL" ASSASSINATION SUCEEDED! Take that, GREEN!
Play Clout: The Game Clout: The Game Aug. 02, 2014
Delos, I'm getting the white screen of death. Looks like those hackers actually shut her down. *tears*
Developer response from delosford

Yeah, somebody keeps turning off the server VM at the hosting company.

Play Clout: The Game Clout: The Game Aug. 02, 2014
These people are FAR TOO HAPPY! We must fix it!
Developer response from delosford

That's certainly something you can do.

Play Upgrade Complete 2 Upgrade Complete 2 Aug. 01, 2014
Heart rate upgrade needs upgraded! That was barely a single faster pulse!
Play Tip of the Tongue Tip of the Tongue Aug. 01, 2014
On the level where you are attempting to tell the evil queen that you will NOT stay here, the games lags too much for most people to complete it.
Play Clout: The Game Clout: The Game Jul. 29, 2014
Delos, I accidentally triggered a VIP assassination when my mouse hand ''accidentally'' dipped down and clicked the VIP assassination button. Oh well, it's out of my pocket now!
Developer response from delosford

o i c

Play Clout: The Game Clout: The Game Jul. 29, 2014
Accidentally triggering a VIP assassination is fun! I hope the accidental target accidentally dies unexpectedly!
Developer response from delosford

How did you manage that?

Play Clout: The Game Clout: The Game Jul. 29, 2014
Oh, well... I just checked my party. We appear to have shrunk from the second biggest to the middle party! NO! Mother Russia must capture America!
Developer response from delosford

Guess you have some work to do.

Play Clout: The Game Clout: The Game Jul. 29, 2014
Delsoford, I can't reach the bottom of the bills page within 5 seconds! This is a scary experience. What brought all these people here?
Developer response from delosford

So remember how at a few points in the game's past people came and downrated it en masse for no reason and claimed it was P2W and such? Kongregate's solution was to advertise the game to see if it would fix the rating. They were skeptical it would, and thought the game was rated fairly accurately. It shot from 3.51 to 3.77 now in a couple days. Which pretty handily confirms my suspicions that the rating fraud had a serious impact. And we get 10k+ new players out of it. Seems like a pretty good deal.

Play Clout: The Game Clout: The Game Jul. 29, 2014
The heck have all of these newbies done to our America?!?!?!!?
Developer response from delosford

Hilarious, hilarious things.

Play New Star Soccer New Star Soccer Jun. 02, 2014
A shady man offered me money to lose, I accept, and my team wins all on their own.
Play Clout: The Game Clout: The Game May. 25, 2014
America, the only country where this game is anywhere near accurate.
Developer response from delosford

Well, I did create the game with systems based on the US Federal Congress after all. I'd be kind of bewildered if it applied strongly to another country. It'll get a lot more realistic once I finish The Lobby.

Play Transformice Transformice Apr. 17, 2014
there are no glitches to cheese, if you want one, feel free to leave.
Play ChatChat ChatChat Mar. 27, 2014
DAMN THE GAME FREEZERS