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    Jun. 08, 2009

“I said I had heard that he had a reputation as an outstanding practical joker. ‘I have pretty much outgrown that now.’ He said ‘And I’m afraid that if I tried to describe them to you they’d seem pretty flat and contrived, but I still have a little fun in elevators. Sometimes in a crowded elevator I turn to someone with me and say of “course I didn’t know the gun was loaded, but when it went off it blasted a great hole in his neck. A flap of his flesh fell down and I could see the white ligaments uncovered. Presently, I felt wetness around my feet. I was standing in a pool of blood.” Everyone in the elevator stiffens; then I get out and leave them standing there’."
— Pete Martin on Alfred Hitchcock

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