General: I need you to kill this man in the green suit.
Assasin: Ok, well I will just get my pistol and-
General: No, no no no. Take this knife. It's special.
Assasin: Okay, well I'll just take that blue guy out and-
General: NO. Don't kill the blue guys.
Assasin: Um...ok? Well I will just go in through here...
General: No, there aren't any entrances or exits. I'll teleport you in.
Assasin: Then how do I get out?
General: We will make a hole.
Assasin: HOW DOES THAT HELP!
General: It just does.
Assasin: Never shoulda taken this job...
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