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so you wanna see wat my lifes about aye?well not goin to tell u goin to tell you im seroius no life tellin for u im not kiddin theres nothin down here GO AWAY!! um leave please uhhhhhggg fine (some super fast annoying voice) WARNING READING THIS PROFILE MY CAUSE TEARS,BORINGNESS,PAIN,ITCHYNESS,EXPLODIN WEASELS,BROKEN BRAIN,LOSS OF SELF ESTEM,BLEEDING FINGER TIPS,OR DEATH. Dang that was weird..........ANYWOO i am known by many names ewazxds, G-MAN,grant,ossama,and chappu. My name is grant [CENSORED] srry you could be a weirdy. My favorite super hero is chuck norris. I sometimes bust into a random freckout like thissssssSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!1 THE RANDOMNESS IS CONTROLING ME!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NINTENDO MONTREAL TRICYCLE CANALOPE BLOWTORCH STEERING WEEL BOB BARRRRRRKKKKKEEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok ok im back srry bout that randomness is a enigma it attacks without reason but ive learn to controll it recently but it comes out around 9 o-clock at night u have no idea how much sleep i loose i tell ya u try to sleep while ur brain is running into the side of ur skull screaming CHESSEY YAKS WITH BALLOON BLOOD ya hard to sleep with that. well im a cartoonist not known by many.........yet im a amature skateborder favorite brand VOLCOM. my music is ALL ROCK PUNK,METAL,ALTERNATIVE,OLD SCHOOL, and some new rock to i absoulutaly love green day they are awesome and im not talkin about the new emo them im talkin about their kick ass 90's style and i got some news that their goin to go back to their 90's stlye that makes me a happy camper. I HATE RAP ITS TERRIBLE ALL ITS ABOUT IS WOMAN,SHOOTING,VIOLANCE,VANDALISM, AND WAT THE HELL IS WITH THE LANGUAGE U DONT NEED TO DROP THE F-BOMB EVERY 15 SECONDS. AND DONT COME TO MY SAYING (WHINY VOICE) ALL RAP ISNT ABOUT THAT YOU MEANIE. but let me tell you one way or another it is. the only somwat ok rap is emenim he has a sense of humer with songs like the real slim-shady man this is gettin long and im startin to get those symtems above. so im going to leave you with a word i want you to think about for a long long time ,dandalion, it will all make sense in the morning trust me. well see you in the spiderweb

Sex: Male
Location: im not 100% sure
Website: idontgotsanosey.com

Member Since: Apr. 27, 2008
Last Login: Jul. 06, 2008
Current Points: 782
Comments: 17

Latest Achievements

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: Taste of Blood Badge (easy - 5 points); Kill 50 enemies, then complete your current level in Thing-Thing 4; Acquired Jun. 17, 2008

: Musical Destruction Badge (medium - 15 points); Defeat the evil robot boss in - Music in Motion -; Acquired Jun. 16, 2008

: Life, Love, Understanding Badge (medium - 15 points); Survive the entire rave in ELEPHANT RAVE; Acquired Jun. 13, 2008

: Illuminator Badge (hard - 30 points); Defeat the shadow boss in the fourth zone in Sonny; Acquired Jun. 07, 2008

: Professor Bounce Badge (medium - 15 points); Score 50,000 points in Mr. Bounce; Acquired Jun. 07, 2008

: Officer Bounce Badge (easy - 5 points); Score 10,000 points in Mr. Bounce; Acquired Jun. 07, 2008

: War Profiteer Badge (easy - 5 points); Earn 10,000 gold in Monsters' Den: Book of Dread; Acquired Jun. 06, 2008

: Compulsive Box Opener Badge (easy - 5 points); Open 20 treasure chests in MARDEK RPG: Chapter 2; Acquired May. 31, 2008

: Mad Skills Badge (easy - 5 points); Achieve a 100% skill rating on any level in Tarnation; Acquired May. 31, 2008

: Daycare Pickup Badge (medium - 15 points); Go Johnny go! Retrieve the fair maiden's daughter to claim your hero's reward in Johnny Rocketfingers; Acquired May. 31, 2008

: Bloated Defense Budget Badge (easy - 5 points); Spend $100,000 across all games in Onslaught2; Acquired May. 31, 2008

: Gold Digger Badge (easy - 5 points); Dig up 100 gold in Dungeon Defender; Acquired May. 30, 2008

: Bubble Badge (medium - 15 points); Kill the biggest, most evil bubble monster of all the land in Bubble Tanks; Acquired May. 30, 2008

: Ragdoll Initiate Badge (easy - 5 points); Start down the noble path of dodging random spikes, avoiding 50 of them in Ragdoll Avalanche 2; Acquired May. 30, 2008

: Bubble Tasting Badge (easy - 5 points); Score 200 points, then submit your score in Bubbles 2; Acquired May. 30, 2008

: Chron-O-Johnny Badge (hard - 30 points); Can't a man rip off a drug dealer without stirring up trouble anymore? Exact justice in Johnny Rocketfingers 2; Acquired May. 29, 2008

: Survivor Badge (medium - 15 points); Survive the zombie onslaught long enough to be rescued without dying once in The Last Stand; Acquired May. 28, 2008

: Merry Poppins Badge (easy - 5 points); Pop 200 balloons without using unlimited darts mode in More Bloons; Acquired May. 28, 2008

: Chain-gun Gymnastics Badge (easy - 5 points); Defeat the first wave of enemies, ending with the alien saucer in Ragdoll Invaders; Acquired May. 28, 2008

: Xtreme Tanx Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete "Enhanced" mode on "medium" difficulty in Indestruct2Tank; Acquired May. 27, 2008

: Flight School Graduate Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete both training missions in WhiteboardWar: ChopRaider; Acquired May. 26, 2008

ewazxds' favorite games

: The Impossible Quiz 2

ewazxds' cards

: Juju, the Shaman

: Scroll of Inner Focus

: Phoebe, the Lasher

: Necronomic Tome

: Helene, the Swordstress

: Valkyrie's Charm

: Herbal Remedy

ewazxds' friends

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: SpinnyHat332

: Trogdor316

ewazxds' fans

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: Ninjassassin666

: brainblaster

: marshmello123

: killer1579

: Heaven121313

: fatboy11111111

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Trogdor316	Jun. 06, 2008 HIIIIIIIII GRANT!
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ewazxds	May. 29, 2008 this guy is awesome this ewazxds bad ass he is sweet….....lol
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Scarybug	May. 21, 2008 That’s weird. Have you tried updating flash? or on a different computer?

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ewazxds' comments

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Game	Comments
- Music in Motion -	Jun. 16, 2008 um i dunno bout u all but this game is really easy i beat it first try without diein once weird right?
MARDEK RPG: Chapter 2	Jun. 01, 2008 i will anwser all questions bulletsponge1 just try another day that happend to me so i just tried tommorrow and it was fine the thing were u load a saved game and start at the test its eaither because u didnt save before but thought u did or its a glitch yavuz that was the omega glitch it happend to me to just try agian tomorrow if u have more questions ill check agian tomorrow thank u
The Torture Game 2	May. 31, 2008 ahhh this game is great but uhhhhh waspin wat would the badges b for?