for_i_am_jesus's profile

About me

ok so maybe im not a magic curtain that stares at you in your bathroom..... and maybe i was raised by a 4 headed ninja zombie pig.... but i have one question for you... WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT??!?!?!?!!?!?

Age: 14
Sex: Male
Location: candy mountain bizzlenatch

Member Since: Jul. 02, 2008
Last Login: Oct. 11, 2008
Current Points: 605
Comments: 11

Latest Achievements

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: Empyreal Destroyer Badge (medium - 15 points); Defeat the evil sun in Ether War; Acquired Oct. 10, 2008

: The Light Fragtastic Badge (easy - 5 points); Destroy 100 enemies during a single game in Ether War; Acquired Oct. 10, 2008

: Elevator Eyes Badge (medium - 15 points); Unlock "random attack" and "limited view" modes in Z-Rox; Acquired Oct. 09, 2008

: --- - Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete the first 10 levels in Z-Rox; Acquired Oct. 08, 2008

: Damn Dirty Zombies Badge (easy - 5 points); The only good undead is a dead undead! Kill 100 zombies during a single game in Boxhead: The Zombie Wars; Acquired Oct. 06, 2008

: Pepe LePwned Badge (easy - 5 points); Defeat Pepe LeTank, the first boss in Talesworth Arena: Death Watch; Acquired Oct. 06, 2008

: Defender of Kingdoms Badge (easy - 5 points); Beat the computer at least once in Castlewars; Acquired Oct. 05, 2008

: Stairway to the Light Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete level 5 in light-Bot; Acquired Sep. 29, 2008

: Colorless to Lifeless Badge (easy - 5 points); Destroy 100 colorless fragments in colourPod 2: dimensionPod; Acquired Sep. 26, 2008

: Cakewalk Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete level 5 under "Kongregate badge mode" in Portal: The Flash Version; Acquired Sep. 25, 2008

: Heads Will Fly Badge (easy - 5 points); Score 50 kills during any episode in Warlords: Heroes; Acquired Sep. 20, 2008

: Field Training Badge (easy - 5 points); Destroy 10 enemies, produce a unit, and capture a resource structure in Battalion: Nemesis; Acquired Sep. 06, 2008

: The End Ender Badge (hard - 30 points); Defeat "The End" during level 15 in Epic war; Acquired Aug. 28, 2008

: Master of Bows Badge (medium - 15 points); Fully upgrade each type of arrow in Epic war; Acquired Aug. 28, 2008

: Epic Drill Sergeant Badge (medium - 15 points); An army is only as strong as the training of its troops! Fully upgrade every unit type in Epic war; Acquired Aug. 28, 2008

: When Hobbits Attack Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete battle 3 in Epic war; Acquired Aug. 28, 2008

: Special Prize Winner Badge (easy - 5 points); Unlock your first reward in Amorphous+; Acquired Aug. 18, 2008

: Feral Training Badge (easy - 5 points); Defeat an opponent at level 0 in "single battle" mode in Brute Wars; Acquired Aug. 15, 2008

: Illuminator Badge (hard - 30 points); Defeat the shadow boss in the fourth zone in Sonny; Acquired Aug. 10, 2008

: Rampage Badge (easy - 5 points); Score 50 kills with a single unit in Protector; Acquired Aug. 09, 2008

: Gruesome Death Badge (easy - 5 points); Finish off an enemy with a poisonous infection in Protector: Reclaiming the Throne; Acquired Aug. 04, 2008

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for_i_am_jesus' cards (14)

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: Quickening Powder

: Necronomic Tome

: Tiger's Claw

: Rumiko, the Ninja

: Gem of Souls

: Flash Powder

: Vanessa Voss, the Daywalker

: Ashi, the Axe Battler

for_i_am_jesus' tickets

: Fallout 3 Ticket

for_i_am_jesus' friends

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for_i_am_jesus' fans

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: CaptainRed

: gatemasterfgh948

: DIADEM10

: DaveMCG

: halohalo

: BlakMale

: 38Tbot

Shouts & Whispers

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Person	Content
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BlakMale	Sep. 05, 2008 that is wierd and can u leave a shout about how to get last medal in mercenarys and on epic war what did u say in chinese?
Write your shout here (accepts textile).
GaryKingX	Aug. 28, 2008 OMG A 4 HEADED NINJA PIG!>!

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for_i_am_jesus' comments

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Game	Comments
Sonny	Sep. 29, 2008 argh! whens the update coming!
Mercenaries 2: World Nearly In Flames.	Sep. 05, 2008 hint about last achievement... if you have a telescope, dont do this. and its in last level
Epic war	Aug. 28, 2008 啊是啊！首先打它试婴儿！嘿！嘿！嘿！嘿！细咬呸！终止终止者花花公子！你刚刚完成到壮丽的战争中的终止终止者成就和赢终止终止者徽章和 30 点！查看所有徽章。旗这条评论如不适当

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